Women should not be aloud to drive cars....

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There is a reason I got a degree in math, not in english...

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Ahem........................**clearing my throat**
Helloooooo??~~~~~??
I just walked in the house from being gone all day long and what do I find??
Women.. ( that'd be my species of gender)...............women being blasted all over the place for being idiots in a car.


Ahhhmmmm cut some of us some slack will ya' please?
I happen to be the one in this family who makes sure the trucks are maintained on a regular basis..
Not that either one of us drives when the dash lights come on..we don't.. but ..........you are looking at the one who is the conscientious one when it comes to the mechanical equipment.




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Yeahhhh Riiiight!~

Slack would have been pulling over when the temp gauge spiked...

[Teresa Heilevang]

Hey look.. I really DO understand.. and I am in agreement and have total understanding  ( and I hate to side with you all against my own gender..)
but girls aren't the only ones that don't stop when the engine is clattering or the hot button comes on...or the brakes are squalling..or other logical reasons and indicators to STOP the vehicle immediately.. 

I am mindful of all of those things..

but.......   

 I did once park in front of a gas meter in a persons front yard drive..get out of the car.. go into the house.. came right back out.. get in and drive right over the damned thing.. busting it  and high centering my husbands T-Bird.  Gas was spewing all over the place .. the city boys had to come down and turn off the gas.. Mark had to come and actually throw the car in reverse to get it off...
 sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....THAT wasn't a happy day... or night..or the next day or night ..or.... wellllll.. I think you understand. 

oh yea.. then there was the time when we were just living together and he bought a new 240Z Datsun. We also had a big Goldwing motorcycle..which he had parked in this "little" garage.. well.. I had driven the new car the few blocks uptown..and came back and was going to park it into the garage.. but I had to really squeeze into the little space that he left by the bike.
 I guess .. I got too close to the side of the garage where there was this big bolt that was sticking out of the frame of the side of the garage.. and ..well.......... I kinda got too close and it kinda got caught on the side of the car..and I kinda just thought I could gun it a bit and maybe it would come off.. but **shaking my head** it only drove it deeper and longer in the metal of the door and gouged it so bad it really stuck.  We owned the hardware store  and I walked uptown to the store and he was in the coffee shop for a break and I was bawling..and tried to tell him (amongst about 8 guys) what I had done.
he sighed .. took a deep breath and said he would take care of it.
He moved the bike.. and cranked the wheel and he had to floor it and just rip it loose. (The sound was awful)

I think the only reason I am alive today is because we hadn't been together as a couple for very long.
He went ahead and married me later on and it lasted 25 years.. and no..that wasn't the last of the dumb things I did..  but.. I always stopped when the car made funny noises. 

[Marshal Halloway]

Hello Marshal'ette,  My wife just spotted this thread and now that I'll be sleeping on the couch she did say and I quote:
"A women needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle"

... and since I am sleepy and am heading for bed (not the couch) I would like to make the announcement that I have no comments at this particular time....

Good night...

    

[tombogan03884]

I came home from work one night ( 3:30 to midnight) to have my wife casualy mention "Oh, by the way, I loaned your pistol to my cousin." 2:30 am he had it back to me, (yes I know its after midnight, I don't F&#$%@N care) and she had been educated about such things (Thinking, without proper tools) In great obscene vivid detail. 

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[Teresa Heilevang]

... and since I am sleepy and am heading for bed (not the couch) I would like to make the announcement that I have no comments at this particular time....

Good night...

    

And because he said he has no comments means that he really DOES want to make a comment but won't..but he will be thinking about it. So since he already has all but said he is thinking of a comment but isn't going to say it.. hell he might as well cause he is already in deep shit because he has admitted having the danged comment in his head and it is obviously about me or what he thinks I have done... so...so.... so.... 



Just scoot the cat over and make room for yourself on the couch Mr. Marshal Man..

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unless of course you want to SAY what your comment is..
huh??

[Dakotaranger]

So the car is over heating and the check engine light is on... what do you do...I know lets keep driving unitl you blow a head gasket...

Lets just say I have been having fun all day.  

Unfortunately, Elly May (my pickup) is a chick magnet and not in a good way.  She's been rear ended twice and t-boned once.

I have a friend, we will call her Sarah.  Sarah ran into a lawyer once with her TrailBlazer.  Can you imagine running into a lawyer.  If I would have been dating her I would have dumped her on the spot.

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My last truck was like that...

was hit 8 times in 18 months...   6 of those times I was rear ended stoped at a stop light by a women... 5 out of the 6x they were on thier cell phone when I watched them hit me.

I got really damn good at going the junk yard and getting a new bumber, got to the point I could change it in 20 mins.  It helps when you have a truck that was made when they put steel bumbers on them still...

[Dakotaranger]

Colorado Man Gets Run Over Twice In One Day in Missouri http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,358502,00.html
Tuesday, May 27, 2008

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COLUMBIA, Mo. —  Columbia police say a 25-year-old pedestrian was injured after he was run over twice Monday night.

The first car hit Troy Boerner of Foxfield, Colo., about 11:30 p.m., injuring his arm. Police say the woman driving the dark-colored four-door sedan left the scene.

Boerner was struck a second time — this time in the lower leg — when he crawled into the street to alert other drivers so they could help him.

Someone had stopped to help Boerner just before he was struck the second time by a different car that had driven through the intersection. The woman driving that car has not been charged.

Police continue to investigate.

Boerner was taken to a local hospital to be treated. Police say they do not know the extent of his injuries.

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And because he said he has no comments means that he really DOES want to make a comment but won't..but he will be thinking about it. So since he already has all but said he is thinking of a comment but isn't going to say it.. hell he might as well cause he is already in deep shit because he has admitted having the danged comment in his head and it is obviously about me or what he thinks I have done... so...so.... so.... 

But...but...but...but...
Sorry Marshal, I tried, she's right, you're on the couch.  I really like you, but she scares me, even long distance, so yes, I'm going to suck up and agree with her.  In survival mode it's every man for himself.
Been through PMS, Been through menopause, still a little jumpy.