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New Apple ITits - smut warning!
« on: November 27, 2013, 10:02:38 AM »


Apple computer announced today that it has that it has developed a  computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in  women's breast implants. The iTit will cost between $499.00 and $699.00 depending on speaker size. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their tits and not listening to them.
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Re: New Apple ITits - smut warning!
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2013, 11:06:59 AM »
This is something that will not end well, so many of our younger generation of men are so over weight they will have them in their man boobs!   ;D
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Re: New Apple ITits - smut warning!
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2013, 02:28:01 PM »
Quote from: mortdooley on November 27, 2013, 11:06:59 AM
This is something that will not end well, so many of our younger generation of men are so over weight they will have them in their man boobs!   ;D

MAN! - I was having a really good day too................ :o
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Re: New Apple ITits - smut warning!
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2013, 03:13:54 PM »
Sorry
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Re: New Apple ITits - smut warning!
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2013, 04:30:44 PM »
That's not smut!  Believe me I've seen smut and that ain't it!

JMHO

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Re: New Apple ITits - smut warning!
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Re: New Apple ITits - smut warning!
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2013, 06:24:27 PM »
so close to art that I had to appreciate it for a while ::)
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Re: New Apple ITits - smut warning!
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2013, 03:29:03 AM »
Quote from: ellis4538 on November 27, 2013, 04:30:44 PM
That's not smut!  Believe me I've seen smut and that ain't it!

JMHO

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I got to agree with you.  Very classy.
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Re: New Apple ITits - smut warning!
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2013, 07:25:54 AM »
Fella's, you gotta remember

No matter how good looking, No matter how hot,

Somewhere, two weeks ago,

Some guy, was sick of her sh!t~
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Re: New Apple ITits - smut warning!
« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2013, 11:03:28 AM »
Quote from: fatbaldguy on November 28, 2013, 07:25:54 AM
Fella's, you gotta remember

No matter how good looking, No matter how hot,

Somewhere, two weeks ago,

Some guy, was sick of her sh!t~

Yep.
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Re: New Apple ITits - smut warning!
« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2013, 11:45:37 AM »
Isn't that Danielle from American Pickers before she got all inked up?
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