Author Topic: Spoilers for the new Michael Bane personal defense show!  (Read 1448 times)

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Spoilers for the new Michael Bane personal defense show!
« on: May 29, 2008, 10:54:35 AM »

I have it from reliable sources that several shows have secretly been shot at are waiting final editing.  Do not read any more, if you do not want to be spoiled.  You have been warned!


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Show 1 will feature personal defense from the undead. This show features famous trainer Ken Hackathorn dealing with the menace of zombies.  Ken shows in great detail how to defend yourself from zombies with both handgun and a long gun.  In one of the segments Ken is rumored to say these damn zombies are so slow.  Even a newbie could wax his mustache between head shots.  Critics, who have seen the initial footage, agree that it's long overdue for the subject of zombie attacks to be addressed.  Michael Bane.  When asked for comment, said zombies, we got, but not one damn lab coat

Show 2 will feature Walt Rauch, Walt has no particular show topic, but it appears to be Walt’s musings about bad breath, snubies and shooting the knees out from underneath people. At one point, Walt appears to get so prickly that he threatens to open a can of whoop ass on the crew if they don't pay attention.  Michael can be heard in the background, asking who the hell gave him decaf this morning.  We all could be in danger.

Show 3 will feature Michael Janich this will be the most unique show that Michael has ever done.  Michael will both attack and defend himself at the same time.  Michael Bane is quoted as saying “we could find no one worthy to provide a reasonable attack and still survive except for Michael himself” we are told there will be no trick photography or CGI used in the show.

Show 4 will feature Rob Haught in the show Rob goes beyond the ordinary shotgun techniques to discuss using the shotgun both with and without hair.  In the more advanced sections of the show Rob actually discusses the tactical use of head wax and concealment while deploying the shotgun for personal defense.

More spoilers come as details leak out on the new show.
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Re: Spoilers for the new Michael Bane personal defense show!
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2008, 11:00:34 AM »
LOL!
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Re: Spoilers for the new Michael Bane personal defense show!
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2008, 01:22:30 AM »
I think Simon Pegg http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0365748/ would be a better undead fighter. ;D
With a special chainsaw trainer Bruce Cambell.



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