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Conagher 45

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Christmas Stocking
« on: December 18, 2013, 05:53:26 PM »
I don't often start new topics but with all the remodeling going on here, where do I hang my Christmas Stocking ? Maybe in the corner where all the cool forum members hang out ?   ;D
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Re: Christmas Stocking
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2013, 05:59:51 PM »
There ain't no cool kids here Conagher, we're more like the Island of Misfit Toys...   :D

Hang your stocking anywhere you can find an unused stick-pin...  Just watch out for the cleaning lady!  She's a might pissed from all the peanut shells, overflowing spittoons, and vomit!
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Re: Christmas Stocking
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2013, 06:14:56 PM »
i like my xmas stocking to be filled with a nice leg, attached to garter belts and a maid outfit.
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Re: Christmas Stocking
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2013, 11:13:53 PM »
Hi;


     Filled with enough "stuff" to get the Family through the next year...
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Re: Christmas Stocking
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2013, 05:15:50 AM »
Stockings?  Stockings?  Really?   I rarely wear socks and wouldn't be caught dead in stockings.

How about hanging a shot gun shell bag instead?  What would Phil and Uncle Si do?
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Re: Christmas Stocking
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2013, 06:30:23 PM »
Quote from: TAB on December 18, 2013, 06:14:56 PM
i like my xmas stocking to be filled with a nice leg, attached to garter belts and a maid outfit.

That would be a Christmas miracle. For some of us anyway.
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Re: Christmas Stocking
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2013, 06:40:39 PM »
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D







MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

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Re: Christmas Stocking
« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2013, 08:52:41 PM »
TRust me there is more then a few maid outfits in the closet...   
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