Now how did I overlook this one?
Got a nice crock of kraut just finished bubbling, and some actual kosher style pickles awaiting your arrival.
Oh, any your Mom has a leak in her RV's freshwater. She should be around here in the next couple of days and we'll try to get that repaired.
You get the idea we could find something for you to do???
So, hurry back, youngster.
Oh, and happy (belated) birthday to you.
Crusader Rabbit