next Saturday

[2HOW]

MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!
   
    As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see
any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he
does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked
to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any
neighborhood  terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for
this anti-terrorist effort.
   
    All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of
their houses to prove they are not Muslims, and to show support for all
American women.
    Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at
your side is  further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.
   
    The American government appreciates your efforts to root out
terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
   
    God bless America .
    It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.


 
 
 
 

The American Indians found out what happens when you don't control immigration.

[DDMac]

You know you can always count on me to help. My lawn chair and cooler are permanently installed in the yard already for watchin' traffic. In fact, the wife and I'll be in the pool!



That ought to show'em.
Mac & Mrs.

[Ron J]

2HOW:
If they see Rosie O'Donnel "nekid", you think they would quit their fighting? 

Mac ... Love that picture.  All the tall-boys of beer and a bottle of mustard.  Priceless. 

[twyacht]

All set up for 4:01 p.m.  Wife said only 30 minutes due to those pesky mosquito's, but she'll do her part for the good of the country.

 I'll put a keg in a tub of ice, right next to my American Flag in the yard, and cling to my Bible and pull out the Winchester.

The Spartans do not inquire how many the enemy are, but where they are.
Agis II, 427 B.C.

Whatever it takes,....we'll draw them out, you should see my neighbor!

[tombogan03884]

I'll have to pass on this one, My neighbor weighs 300 pounds

 I'll go be Patriotic in someone elses neighborhood

[Sponsor]

[ellis4538]

I'm going to have to find a suitable neighborhood...mine sucks as far as the female population goes except for a female fireperson and she ain't nuthin to write home about!!!!!!

Richard

[CurrieS103]

Living in south Florida I feel it will be absolutely to do my patriotic duty and seek out as many Patriotic American women on that day.  Ahh..wait a minute...is the wife working that day???

[Solus]

2HOW:
If they see Rosie O'Donnel "nekid", you think they would quit their fighting? 

We have a problem....many non muslim men might commit suicide in this case....

[charliefarmerboy33]

My nearest neighbors are just over a quarter mile away. With the leaves on the trees you can't see any of the ones who are farther. I will still do my part with lawn chair and beer.

[gunman1911]

We have a problem....many non muslim men might commit suicide in this case....

I'M BLIND I'M  BLIND I'M BLIND!