Author Topic: New Tool from Dewalt for Father's Day  (Read 2545 times)

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New Tool from Dewalt for Father's Day
« on: June 17, 2008, 08:35:57 PM »
The new Nail Gun, made by Dewalt.
It can drive a 6-D nail thru a 2 X 4 at 200 yards.
This makes construction a real breeze…you can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence.
Just get the wife and kids to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back, relax with a cold beer, when they have the board in the right place just fire away.
With the hundred round magazine, you can build a fence with a minimum of reloading.
After a day of fence building with the new Dewalt Rapid fire nail gun, the wife will not ask you fix or build anything else. 
Available for a little more is the "band-aid magazine" for those near misses when fence building. 


Note: This is not mine...but I thought it was pretty darn funny.
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Re: New Tool from Dewalt for Father's Day
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2008, 08:44:16 PM »
I want one!  Think I can get one at Home Depot?  Maybe a less expensive one from Ryobi?
How about a brad nailer?
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Re: New Tool from Dewalt for Father's Day
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2008, 08:51:30 PM »
 ;D Hey that's an18 volt. Do they make a 24 volt?
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Re: New Tool from Dewalt for Father's Day
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2008, 09:43:47 PM »
Fun with Dura-Coat.

And a DeWalt sticker.

That is just too funny.
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Re: New Tool from Dewalt for Father's Day
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2008, 08:34:02 AM »
Could've used a couple of those when I sided my house. 
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Re: New Tool from Dewalt for Father's Day
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Re: New Tool from Dewalt for Father's Day
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2008, 08:36:49 PM »
Sweeeeeet! 8)
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Re: New Tool from Dewalt for Father's Day
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2008, 08:49:07 PM »
More tools = more work. :-\  More toys (guns & ammo) = fun  ;D
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Re: New Tool from Dewalt for Father's Day
« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2008, 11:17:27 PM »
I'll trade you the ipod I got! ;D
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Re: New Tool from Dewalt for Father's Day
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2008, 09:52:29 AM »
See, I told you that a gun is a tool. Hey, maybe this will help us get back to the good old days when guns were sold at hardware stores.
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