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twyacht

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Why some fail at law enforcement tryouts.
« on: June 21, 2008, 09:59:35 AM »
As I eat my tomato sandwich from the garden, (no salmonella worry here), I saw this on another site and stole it. 8)

This poor guy would take too long just to get out of the SWAT van... Maybe he needs a mater' sandwich,.... ;D



He also can't come to Curries party,.... not enough food. :o
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Re: Why some fail at law enforcement tryouts.
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2008, 10:04:12 AM »
2 things, Definitely NOT a Marine, and NOT air transportable, Even a C-17 has weight limits.
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Re: Why some fail at law enforcement tryouts.
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2008, 10:10:47 AM »
I think its the National Guard, I hope he's a good shot, cause I can outrun him, or hold him off with my Castle Burger sling shot. ;D
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Thomas Jefferson: The strongest reason for the people to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against the tyranny of government. That is why our masters in Washington are so anxious to disarm us. They are not afraid of criminals. They are afraid of a populace which cannot be subdued by tyrants."
Col. Jeff Cooper.

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Re: Why some fail at law enforcement tryouts.
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2008, 10:11:05 AM »
Quote from: tombogan03884 on June 21, 2008, 10:04:12 AM
2 things, Definitely NOT a Marine, and NOT air transportable, Even a C-17 has weight limits.

Try a C-5 with a JAST system!

The thing that amazes me is that they make cammies in that size.  :o

Send him here, he'll drop triple digits in a few months!  ;D
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Re: Why some fail at law enforcement tryouts.
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2008, 10:55:32 AM »
I showed this to my wife who is former Air Force cargo specialist. She doesn't think she could get this guy(?) securely strapped to a pallet let a alone get a C-5/C-17 loadmaster to buy off on loading him!  Maybe put him on point so when the bad guys see him they just laugh themselves to death.  The the Pentagon would classify him as a new secret weapons system and add millions to the "black" budget just to keep him fed.  And billions more to develop a plane that could transport him....with a McDonalds, Baskin Robins, and Pizza Hut installed!   
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Re: Why some fail at law enforcement tryouts.
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Re: Why some fail at law enforcement tryouts.
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2008, 11:06:17 AM »
Why are you guys making fun of me? What did ever do to you? And I jumped out of a C-5...Once.


LOLOLOLOLOL ;D ;D LMAO
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Re: Why some fail at law enforcement tryouts.
« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2008, 11:09:23 AM »
Quote from: Ksail101 on June 21, 2008, 11:06:17 AM
Why are you guys making fun of me? What did ever do to you? And I jumped out of a C-5...Once.


LOLOLOLOLOL ;D ;D LMAO

Bet it didn't immediately gain 5000 feet in altitude if this slob had jumped with you
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Re: Why some fail at law enforcement tryouts.
« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2008, 03:10:30 PM »
PPPPORKY PPPPIG joins the Army  ;D
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Re: Why some fail at law enforcement tryouts.
« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2008, 04:29:07 PM »
My God,it's worse than we thought...That's a WOMAN!!! :o :o :o
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Re: Why some fail at law enforcement tryouts.
« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2008, 04:46:29 PM »
Quote from: Jim Urban on June 21, 2008, 04:29:07 PM
My God,it's worse than we thought...That's a WOMAN!!! :o :o :o

How can you tell ???
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