Another reason to avoid Disney

[Hazcat]

Disney is just trying to avoid future repair expenses... imagine working the "It's a small world" ride on a daily basis.  I'm as cool headed as the next guy, but sooner or later that song just gets to you!   It would make one hell of a shooting gallery!

Swoop

[Ron J]

Disney is a safe place ... unless that freak'n mouse gets a bout of hydrophobia.  Then you all will wish you would have had a big ol' rat killer strapped on!   

While Disney can be called “safe”, the issue is what about having protection for the ride home?  What about protection as you go into your home? 

If you work at the “Magic Kingdom” and you want to keep a gun in your car, do it and just don’t tell anyone.  On your way home, crank up the Clash’s cover of “I Fought The Law” and drive safe.   

[Pathfinder]

Disney is a safe place ... unless that freak'n mouse gets a bout of hydrophobia.  Then you all will wish you would have had a big ol' rat killer strapped on!   

While Disney can be called “safe”, the issue is what about having protection for the ride home?  What about protection as you go into your home? 

If you work at the “Magic Kingdom” and you want to keep a gun in your car, do it and just don’t tell anyone. On your way home, crank up the Clash’s cover of “I Fought The Law” and drive safe.   

Ooooooooooooooooooooooo, Ron, you're going to get into trouble with TAAAB!!! I'm gonna tell!!!

Hell, as long as we're talking about Disney, I thought someone other than TAB should behave like a child!   

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[gunman1911]

Disney is just WalMart with animatronics.

When was the last time you talked to anyone at Walmart

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[jaybet]

When was the last time you talked to anyone at Walmart

Never...I've been in a Walmart once...the only time I've ever completely stuck to a principle judgement. They had opened a new one near me and I checked to see if they had cheap ammo. They had NO ammo, so I left and have never gone in another.
Companies like Walmart are driving the true American Spirit out of business for their own gain. Screw them. Screw Disney too.
Somebody should set up a Disney shooting gallery. It would be a HUGE success.

[Ron J]

Disney is just trying to avoid future repair expenses... imagine working the "It's a small world" ride on a daily basis.  I'm as cool headed as the next guy, but sooner or later that song just gets to you!   It would make one hell of a shooting gallery!

Swoop

Ever since I took my 1st journey through “It’s A Small World” I thought … what if this was the “Apocalypse Now” ride?   Possibly have to utilize MILES gear to minimize “friendly fire” issues from the next boat … but the possibilities would be endless. 

Ride would feature a wonderful symphony of assorted full auto weapons accented by the heavy slapping rhythm section of M19 grenade launchers.  Boats would navigate through the various rooms chewing up the various bad guys from around the world. 

Best part, would not have to hear that maddening song until the very end.  Here it will be played to show just how small our world really is as you pick the targets for Trident II missile strikes from your boat which has morphed into an Ohio class submarine.  Target choices … Tehran, Damascus, Pyongyang, Caracas and San Francisco (yeah, it’s about time they have something else up their ___ ). 

Hotter than Mr. Toad's Wild Ride and more fun than putting Granny into a 4G spin on the Tea Cups.  I think this one has some possibilities.  Hell, they may even thaw ol' Walt out for this one.   

PS:  After the song "It's A Small World" plays, the final song would be the Doors, "The End". 

[Rastus]

Ron...that's just plain mean spirited...San Francisco getting zeroed out.  How can you be so short-sighted and angered that you would leave out...oh say, Mayor Daly's neighborhood and Bloomberg's neighborhood?  You really should get a grip so you can be more inclusive....., eh?

The above not withstanding, I bet the gerbils would 2nd your vote.

[jnevis]

Disney is just trying to avoid future repair expenses... imagine working the "It's a small world" ride on a daily basis.  I'm as cool headed as the next guy, but sooner or later that song just gets to you!   It would make one hell of a shooting gallery!

Swoop

The animitronics even resemble poppers!!

[Ron J]

Ron...that's just plain mean spirited...San Francisco getting zeroed out.  How can you be so short-sighted and angered that you would leave out...oh say, Mayor Daly's neighborhood and Bloomberg's neighborhood?  You really should get a grip so you can be more inclusive....., eh?

The above not withstanding, I bet the gerbils would 2nd your vote.

 

Good point Rastus!  I picked San Fran for two reasons.  One, I am a Dodger fan and secondly that city has no redeeming social value. 

Bloomberg could take a hit but I would avoid Chi-Town because one of my two favorite bars in the entire free world is there … Buddy Guy’s Legends.