WOW MAN!!!!
Someone needs to call whine-one-one because that dude needs the Waablance to bring a SUPERSIZED order of French-cries and a waaaburger.

As my kid would say "booo-hoooo-mr.poooo"
just saying maybe some yoga might help. try a little WOOOOSSSAAA or maybe a little rare meat might help ya buckup!
Then again maybe no.