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PegLeg45

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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
« Reply #1240 on: August 31, 2009, 06:37:02 PM »
Quote from: True_Texan on August 31, 2009, 06:34:25 PM
After your post Peg, I am almost ashamed to post this video link after it... ALMOST  ;D


BEST Bull Riding EVER


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5ZrTO7yRYI


Funny stuff.....need a new keyboard.

Now that, my friend, made my day.      ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D
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"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

"When it comes to the enemy, just because they ain't pullin' a trigger, doesn't mean they ain't totin' ammo for those that are."~PegLeg

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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
« Reply #1241 on: August 31, 2009, 06:48:11 PM »
As Larry the Cable Guy would say 'now that was funny, I don't care who you are'.
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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
« Reply #1242 on: September 01, 2009, 10:14:47 AM »
This  week we celebrate a special  birthday …
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> They grow up so fast, don't  they?
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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
« Reply #1243 on: September 01, 2009, 01:39:50 PM »
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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
« Reply #1244 on: September 01, 2009, 05:37:37 PM »
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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
« Reply #1245 on: September 01, 2009, 09:46:54 PM »
something tells me that is the last time they allow weapons on that show!  :o

Another contender for the Darwin Awards!!!!
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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
« Reply #1246 on: September 01, 2009, 09:48:29 PM »
Should've had the William Tell Overture playing in the background.    ;)
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"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

"When it comes to the enemy, just because they ain't pullin' a trigger, doesn't mean they ain't totin' ammo for those that are."~PegLeg

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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
« Reply #1247 on: September 01, 2009, 09:50:17 PM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on September 01, 2009, 09:48:29 PM
Should've had the William Tell Overture playing in the background.    ;)

I think "Benny Hill" would have been more appropriate.
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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
« Reply #1248 on: September 01, 2009, 09:52:45 PM »
Quote from: bryand71 on September 01, 2009, 09:50:17 PM
I think "Benny Hill" would have been more appropriate.

That'd work.  ;)
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"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

"When it comes to the enemy, just because they ain't pullin' a trigger, doesn't mean they ain't totin' ammo for those that are."~PegLeg

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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
« Reply #1249 on: September 03, 2009, 09:16:29 PM »


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