Non Gun Stuff...

[Johnny Bravo]

Johhny Bravo........... "Honey.. if we can find a way to ditch old Marshal... we 'll give it a shot.. but hell.. I've tried losing him a time or two and he always finds his way home back to me..  ***pssstt Johhny~~If my shade is pulled down then the coast is clear... If my shade is..................well you know..............

I'm just kidding........... really I am.. I love Marshal.... and I've never ever tried to leave him someplace..
Really I haven't...

Really..............................................

No I mean it.. I really haven't...

LMAO M'ette. You kill me. Marshal iis a very lucky man. Sounds like you make a great couple.

                                                   

[red364]

Hate your job??............Guess mine isn't so bad   



When you have an 'I Hate My Job day'
[Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]


Try this out:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy
and go to the thermometer section and
purchase a rectal thermometer made
by Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors,
draw the curtains and disconnect the phone
so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement:


"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,' I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at
Johnson & Johnson.'

HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!   
...Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...
Then you are just an old sour fart;

Maybe you should go and work for Johnson & Johnson!!!!!

[tt11758]

Hate your job??............Guess mine isn't so bad   



When you have an 'I Hate My Job day'
[Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]


Try this out:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy
and go to the thermometer section and
purchase a rectal thermometer made
by Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors,
draw the curtains and disconnect the phone
so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement:


"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,' I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at
Johnson & Johnson.'

HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!   
...Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...
Then you are just an old sour fart;

Maybe you should go and work for Johnson & Johnson!!!!!

Hate your job?  There's a support group for that.  It's called "Everybody", and it meets at the bar!!   

[tombogan03884]

 Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "this job is a pain in the a$$".

[PegLeg45]

You thought you hated your job............

[Sponsor]

[Johnny Bravo]

You thought you hated your job............

Good one Peg!

[tombogan03884]

Posted by Eugene Volokh:
"Why Men Love Crazy Men":
http://volokh.com/archives/archive_2009_09_06-2009_09_12.shtml#1252690592


   [1]Ami Angelowicz (The Frisky) theorizes on this. I'm not sure whether
   she's right, but it struck me as amusingly put, especially as to item
   2. Then there's always the "crazy enough to sleep with me" option.

   Thanks to [2]InstaPundit for the pointer.

References

   1. http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-5-theories-about-why-guys-love-crazy-girls/
   2. http://instapundit.com/

From the article ;
   1. Men love to be heroes. They love to “fix” things. It makes them feel needed, important, and feeds the male ego. Who makes a better damsel in distress than a poor, defenseless lunachic? Note to guys: a woman is not like a house. Fixer-uppers do not usually turn out to be a wise investment. If you need to fix something, there are plenty of us normal single girls out there who need some light bulbs changed.
   2. If she’s crazy day to day, chances are she’s crazy in the sack. But men don’t really care about sex that much, do they? Wait … I think they might.
   3. He has mommy issues. If a guy had a dysfunctional mother (or primary family member) he may not actually be aware that his lady’s behavior is NOT normal. There’s no shame in going to therapy and working that stuff out.
   4. Need to figure out your future career? Money troubles? Feeling anxious or depressed? Having a GF with problems much worse than your own is a wonderful distraction. Warning: she will only make your problems worse.
   5. He is not ready for a real intimate and committed relationship, and we all pick the wrong kind of person when we’re not ready. As soon as he envisions a lifetime of cracked-out antics, chances are he’ll be on the road to Mrs. Rightville, ASAP.

[blackwolfe]

Posted by Eugene Volokh:
"Why Men Love Crazy Men":
http://volokh.com/archives/archive_2009_09_06-2009_09_12.shtml#1252690592


   [1]Ami Angelowicz (The Frisky) theorizes on this. I'm not sure whether
   she's right, but it struck me as amusingly put, especially as to item
   2. Then there's always the "crazy enough to sleep with me" option.

   Thanks to [2]InstaPundit for the pointer.

References

   1. http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-5-theories-about-why-guys-love-crazy-girls/
   2. http://instapundit.com/

From the article ;
   1. Men love to be heroes. They love to “fix” things. It makes them feel needed, important, and feeds the male ego. Who makes a better damsel in distress than a poor, defenseless lunachic? Note to guys: a woman is not like a house. Fixer-uppers do not usually turn out to be a wise investment. If you need to fix something, there are plenty of us normal single girls out there who need some light bulbs changed.
   2. If she’s crazy day to day, chances are she’s crazy in the sack. But men don’t really care about sex that much, do they? Wait … I think they might.
   3. He has mommy issues. If a guy had a dysfunctional mother (or primary family member) he may not actually be aware that his lady’s behavior is NOT normal. There’s no shame in going to therapy and working that stuff out.
   4. Need to figure out your future career? Money troubles? Feeling anxious or depressed? Having a GF with problems much worse than your own is a wonderful distraction. Warning: she will only make your problems worse.
   5. He is not ready for a real intimate and committed relationship, and we all pick the wrong kind of person when we’re not ready. As soon as he envisions a lifetime of cracked-out antics, chances are he’ll be on the road to Mrs. Rightville, ASAP.

Reminds me of three rules I read in a book some place once upon a time.

1.  Never eat at a place called Mom's
2.  Never play poker witha guy named Doc
3.  and never sleep with someone with more problems than you.

[Teresa Heilevang]

Thinking of buying a boat? need a way to test it??
 Try the Bubba Test:

[tombogan03884]

As good as the Trunk Monkey