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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
« Reply #1320 on: September 21, 2009, 02:37:54 PM »
'm sorry, Tom, I didn't get that. What is it you're trying to say to us?


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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
« Reply #1321 on: September 21, 2009, 02:40:11 PM »
eric,

It is not the proper use of lobbying that I am against.  It is what has become of it.  The system is broken.  Everything has gotten so complex and complicated that the real needs aren't being met, and time and money is being wasted trying to "make friends."

The key part is taking it all the way back to what it was meant to be.

Bullseye!

The problem, as I see it, is career politicians that care only about two things:
1.Their own careers
2. Lining their pockets







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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
« Reply #1322 on: September 23, 2009, 10:28:19 PM »
"To give without any reward, or any notice, has a special quality of its own."
 
This is a keeper....
         

WET PANTS

Come with me to a third grade classroom......

There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his pants are wet.
He thinks his heart is going to stop because he cannot possibly imagine how this has happened. 
It's never happened before, and he knows that when the boys find out he will never hear the end of it.
When the girls find out, they'll never speak to him again as long as he lives........

The boy believes his heart is going to stop; he puts his head down and prays this prayer, 'Dear God, this is an emergency! I need help now! Five minutes from now I'm dead meat.'

He looks up from his prayer and here comes the teacher with a look in her eyes that says he has been discovered.

As the teacher is walking toward him, a classmate named Susie is carrying a goldfish bowl that is filled with water.
Susie trips in front of the teacher and inexplicably dumps the bowl of water in the boy's lap.

The boy pretends to be angry, but all the while is saying to himself, 'Thank you, Lord! Thank you, Lord!'

Now all of a sudden, instead of being the object of ridicule, the boy is the object of sympathy.
The teacher rushes him downstairs and gives him gym shorts to put on while his pants dry out.
All the other children are on their hands and knees cleaning up around his desk.
The sympathy is wonderful.
But as life would have it, the ridicule that should have been his has been transferred to someone else - Susie.

She tries to help, but they tell her to get out, 'You've done enough, you klutz!'.

Finally, at the end of the day, as they are waiting for the bus, the boy walks over to Susie and whispers, 'You did that on purpose, didn't you?'
Susie whispers back, 'I wet my pants once too..'




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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
« Reply #1323 on: September 24, 2009, 11:46:06 AM »
This is the wonderful Top secret drum corps from Basel Switzerland. This is their new show that was performed at the Basel tattoo this year, enjoy


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFtc_rpg-Wg


6 minutes of way cool!
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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
« Reply #1324 on: September 24, 2009, 11:59:05 AM »
Way COOL


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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
« Reply #1325 on: September 24, 2009, 12:55:47 PM »
DUI   redneck... ;D

Funny even if it's staged ;)



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WATrM9GSzyE&feature=related

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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
« Reply #1326 on: September 29, 2009, 01:51:56 PM »
"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

"When it comes to the enemy, just because they ain't pullin' a trigger, doesn't mean they ain't totin' ammo for those that are."~PegLeg

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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
« Reply #1327 on: September 29, 2009, 04:58:32 PM »
"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
« Reply #1328 on: September 29, 2009, 05:46:28 PM »
Thanks Peg.........I think I just crapped my pants.

Johnny ... you are in that elite club where you are thanking Peg for a "reason" you crapped your pants  ;)  That video sounds better than saying it was a shart.
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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
« Reply #1329 on: September 29, 2009, 06:06:59 PM »
Johnny ... you are in that elite club where you are thanking Peg for a "reason" you crapped your pants  ;)  That video sounds better than saying it was a shart.


Yep  ;D ;D ;D
"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

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