Went for a short drive into Iowa yesterday (340 miles one way, and we did the round trip), and I have a few questions:
1. Have you ever read the fine print at the end of a condom when you ... Sorry, wrong story;
2. Are there any Iowa drivers that understand what that little stick on the left side of the steering column is for;
3. Why is gasoline worth $0.20 more just because it is the northside of the border;
4. If a speeding fine is $20.00, why is the ticket total $92.00;
5. Does the phrase "Use your cruise" mean anything, and if not how about "if you are going to speed up to get beside me, don't slow down and pin me in as we approach a slower vehicle;
6. Why aren't cars required to have emergency reflectors just like trucks, or at least leave their hazard flashers on when they are abandoned on the edge of an interstate at night;
7. When did law enforcement decide that the best recruiting class for new officers was second grade;
8. If you stand in line for ten minutes and then have to step aside while they make your sandwich, is it still "fast food;"
9. Is it really necessary to shine your six cell MAG-LITE in my eyes while blasting me with 492 million candle power from your squad car;
10. If you are passing a truck, what is the advantage of cutting in with three feet between you bumpers as compared to giving at least enough separation that the trucker can see your car once you move;
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