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DesertMarine · « **Reply #120 on:** September 17, 2008, 06:23:58 PM »

My girlfriends never seem to understand about not growing up. Well there goes the latest one. Next.

Squibby · « **Reply #121 on:** September 17, 2008, 11:22:14 PM »

Toilet-paper researchers create 3-ply tissue
Quilted Northern to market it to those looking for ‘quality’ bathroom time
updated 4:11 p.m. PT, Wed., Sept. 17, 2008
NEENAH, Wis. - If two-ply toilet paper is good, then three-ply tissue must be better. At least that's what toilet-paper researchers in northeastern Wisconsin hope.

Yes, there is such a thing as a toilet-paper researcher. And a team of them at Georgia Pacific's Innovation Institute in Neenah has come up with a three-ply version of its Quilted Northern product.

The new product will be launched Monday. The company touts the toilet tissue as "ultra-soft" and says it plans to market the product to women 45 and older who view their bathroom as a "sanctuary for quality time."

Industry analyst Bill Schmitz is skeptical. He said extra layers make toilet paper stronger, not softer, although he said Georgia Pacific may have added extra fibers for softness.

Geez, if the General Public's IQ gets any closer to a McDonald's hamburger - talk about needing a large viral epidemic to wipe out certain miscreants. Wow, my arse feels pampered already.

Teresa Heilevang · « **Reply #122 on:** September 17, 2008, 11:30:11 PM »

Ahhh yes.. The "sanctuary for quality time."

I know that is where "I" love to spend a nice quiet meditative session.

tombogan03884 · « **Reply #123 on:** September 18, 2008, 01:18:00 AM »

Quote from: Marshal'ette Halloway on September 17, 2008, 11:30:11 PM

Ahhh yes.. The "sanctuary for quality time."

I know that is where "I" love to spend a nice quiet meditative session.

Do you feel like "Queen for a day" when you sit on the throne ?
People are turning into a bunch of wusses, a mere 80 years ago they were still using corncobs or the sears catalog.

Good Grief !

DDMac · « **Reply #124 on:** September 18, 2008, 05:04:35 AM »

A mere 80 minutes ago for me Tom. I love the "Channels" TV listings. Soft, but with texture. Keeps me informed in my squirrel blind/fish camp, of what epic Sitcom I missed the night before. I love it outdoors. In fact, it's so nice out, I think I'll leave it out!!