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PegLeg45

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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
« Reply #230 on: October 07, 2008, 09:23:25 PM »
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"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
« Reply #231 on: October 10, 2008, 01:39:02 PM »
Haz, this one's just for you........... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

"When it comes to the enemy, just because they ain't pullin' a trigger, doesn't mean they ain't totin' ammo for those that are."~PegLeg

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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
« Reply #232 on: October 10, 2008, 02:07:40 PM »
Haz?  Hello Haz ... You in there Haz?

Damn ... that's what happens when you put cats on a pedestal  :'(
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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
« Reply #233 on: October 10, 2008, 08:43:22 PM »
PegLeg,

I'd say someone needs to go to the fat farm but that one needs a Texas size RANCH!   :o
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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
« Reply #234 on: October 10, 2008, 08:52:41 PM »
So thats why there's a salmon shortage!
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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
« Reply #235 on: October 10, 2008, 09:43:47 PM »
I LOVED the card trick... THANKS.   :)
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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
« Reply #236 on: October 11, 2008, 01:24:30 PM »
Quote from: Hazcat on October 10, 2008, 08:43:22 PM
PegLeg,

I'd say someone needs to go to the fat farm but that one needs a Texas size RANCH!   :o

That bad boy defines the term "Fat Cat"....... ;D
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"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

"When it comes to the enemy, just because they ain't pullin' a trigger, doesn't mean they ain't totin' ammo for those that are."~PegLeg

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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
« Reply #237 on: October 11, 2008, 01:42:37 PM »
Don't let him read that! He thinks he is just fluffy.
It will be off to the Cat-Shrink and the PITA people will be all over this!

Mac.
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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
« Reply #238 on: October 11, 2008, 01:46:18 PM »
Quote from: DDMack on October 11, 2008, 01:42:37 PM
Don't let him read that! He thinks he is just fluffy.
It will be off to the Cat-Shrink and the PITA people will be all over this!

Mac.

Maybe he should just use a different fabric softener.... ;D ;D ;D ;D
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"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

"When it comes to the enemy, just because they ain't pullin' a trigger, doesn't mean they ain't totin' ammo for those that are."~PegLeg

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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
« Reply #239 on: October 11, 2008, 02:22:28 PM »
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