I'm going to marry for money.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8pcEl5ItXM
Reminds me of an acqauintence of mine from grad school. We'll call him dumbass to protect his identity. He was the son of a trucker who married a burger heiress in college. She was plain but reaonably attractive, very nice, a good mom to their year old daughter and rich. I knew she was rich, but when he invited us to dinner at his house, and after driving up the 1/8th mile brick driveway, lined with tastefully flood lit pin oaks, to see the large fieldstone french farm house with the two pools which cascaded into each other with a waterfall and nice view of the lake, I realized how rich. The problem is that when I went in to bring more beer out to the BBQ (stone mounted weber grill of course, to hold the 2 inch cowboy cut rib eyes for 12) I caught him making out with the 19 year old au pair. There is dumb and then there is too dumb to live.
FQ13 who'd settle for marrying for sex at this point.