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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
« Reply #1040 on: July 03, 2009, 07:48:30 PM »

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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
« Reply #1041 on: July 04, 2009, 03:18:58 AM »
I need to get the wetvac out to get the beer out of my keyboard now Peg and Tom. Thanks a billion (which ain't worth as much as it used to be)  ;D
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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
« Reply #1042 on: July 04, 2009, 03:05:33 PM »
This is one of those that just struck me funny..


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FRnh9f1NnU





And.... a classic......... LANGUAGE ALERT...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jycsQe1F-sE



"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

"When it comes to the enemy, just because they ain't pullin' a trigger, doesn't mean they ain't totin' ammo for those that are."~PegLeg

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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
« Reply #1043 on: July 04, 2009, 05:42:07 PM »

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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
« Reply #1044 on: July 06, 2009, 12:58:19 PM »
A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have. ~ Gerald Ford - August 12, 1974

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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
« Reply #1045 on: July 06, 2009, 02:15:00 PM »
it told me my score was "sucky"  ;D.. and it was......
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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
« Reply #1046 on: July 06, 2009, 02:22:20 PM »
it told me my score was "sucky"  ;D.. and it was......


And you, dear lady, are not alone.       ;D

"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

"When it comes to the enemy, just because they ain't pullin' a trigger, doesn't mean they ain't totin' ammo for those that are."~PegLeg

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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
« Reply #1047 on: July 06, 2009, 02:57:46 PM »
it told me my score was "sucky"  ;D.. and it was......

Mine to, but I WILL get that 1 damn mosquito that's buzzing around here !

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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
« Reply #1048 on: July 06, 2009, 05:07:24 PM »
today's lesson..........


One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well.
The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.
Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.
He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him.
They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well.
At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly.
Then, to everyone’s amazement he quieted down...
A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well.
He was astonished at what he saw.
With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing.
He would shake it off and take a step up.
As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up.
Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt.
The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up.
Each of our troubles is a stepping stone.
We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up!
Shake it off and take a step up.

Enough of that crap.
The donkey later came back, and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him.
The gash from the bite got infected and the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.


    MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:

    When you do something wrong, and try to cover your ass, it always comes back to bite you.


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"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

"When it comes to the enemy, just because they ain't pullin' a trigger, doesn't mean they ain't totin' ammo for those that are."~PegLeg

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Re: Non Gun Stuff...
« Reply #1049 on: July 07, 2009, 12:56:30 AM »

 ;D


 

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