How did Glock get on the list? Because the guy's name is Crazy Einar, and he's crazy.
My .357 Maximum T/C Contender is much more manly than a Glock. I finally found ammo for it and stocked up. That's also my only .44 Magum pistol. I also have a .44 mag Winchester 94 Trapper model. That's a tiny but manly rifle IMO.
I used to have a Series 80 Colt Model 1911A1 .45 ACP. Now I have half of one, on one of the first Para 13+1 frames, and I have two other Para .45s.
I have two AR-15s, and they look even more manly since I bought a MFI fake silencer
http://www.mfiap.com/smallarms/M4-Fake.htm for the CAR-15, a scope for the other rifle, a Beta C-Mag, and some other goodies.
I don't like pump shotguns, not even 870s, but I have a
Remington Sportsman 12
Auto (M1100). It looks quite manly with it's barrel cut down to a fraction over 18", 2-round mag extension, peep sight, sling, and pistol grip stock.
I guess I'm only half a man since I don't own any of those foreign military surplus rifles.