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wtr100

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Pulled over while carrying ...
« on: October 31, 2014, 11:47:10 AM »


Driving to work and pull onto a ramp to the interstate,  one of those curving ones.  Half way down the ramp at three idiot crows  in the middle of the road eating something squashed there.  They try and fly off, two make it and one clips the top of my roof and smacks full on into the car behind me.

Just as soon as we’re on the interstate there are flashing lights behind me.  The car was a Sherriff’s Deputy, unmarked. 

Soo.. I pull over and officer comes up.

“Are you Mr WTR100?”

‘Yes Sir.’

“I see you have a carry permit, are you armed today sir?”

“No, I’m going to work.”

“Ok just checking, can I have Lic and Insurance please”

Back to his car then back to me

“Ok sir everything is OK.  I pulled you over for flipping me the bird!” ;D
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Re: Pulled over while carrying ...
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2014, 01:08:54 PM »
That's a "Like" too!  Would go well in the "Classic Joke" thread!

Richard
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