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who protects you from bumps in the night?
« on: December 09, 2014, 12:28:50 PM »
Me its Mr Colt and Mr Remington.

Who protects you?
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Re: who protects you from bumps in the night?
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2014, 01:36:49 PM »
By age...

E Remington circa 1969
JP Sauer circa 1979
B Ruger (just an infant) 2012

And the cray, cray woman resting beside me...
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Re: who protects you from bumps in the night?
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2014, 02:59:01 PM »
Macy the Wundermutt is the first line of defense.  If they get past that face-licking, tail-wagging beast of terror, they will have to get past the laser maze.  One wrong move, and the Claymores go off and the floor opens up to a pit of angry bears and alligators.

If all that fails, I'll stumble out of bed to the safe and wake up Mr Stoeger.   
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Re: who protects you from bumps in the night?
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2014, 03:25:59 PM »
Mr. Para Ordnance .45. 
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Re: who protects you from bumps in the night?
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2014, 04:21:09 PM »
Well for my wife it's Mr Charter's dog..  his .44 Bulldog.

Depending on the floor of the house.   In the bedroom it's Sir Gaston.   On the main level it's primarily Misters Smith and Wesson.  Ditto when I'm outside. Though there some Moss in the laundry room.  Some 12 gauge Moss.   

However, I've added something new lately.   

[Stealing from Romancing the Stone, Juan the drug dealer.]

Meet, Pepe, my little mule.   My little 12", 5.56, 30 round magazine, little mule.  He get us out of trouble.
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Re: who protects you from bumps in the night?
« Reply #5 on: Today at 06:15:05 AM »
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Re: who protects you from bumps in the night?
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2014, 05:54:10 PM »
Messr's Colt, Smith&Wesson, Mossberg, Ruger, and the obligatory furriner CZ.

in the form of 1911, model 15, 500, P89, SR762, Scout,  and 83

There would be more, but, I sold 'em.  At a loss.  When I was short on cash.  Yeah, that's it.
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Re: who protects you from bumps in the night?
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2014, 06:34:37 PM »
Lester the Landsear will sound the alarm and then the Walther P99 comes out.
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Re: who protects you from bumps in the night?
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2014, 07:14:20 PM »
Gaston's 23 and Saiga's 12
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Re: who protects you from bumps in the night?
« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2014, 06:21:48 AM »
Five Seven, Ruger SR9 and a couple of S&W M&P's strategically located to get to the Winchester 94 or MagTac AR.  I really need to get that Stoger coach gun out from underneath all of the junk piled up in the closet....

The boys keep the AK's and Remington 1100's in their room.

All of that is after they trip on about a 1/2 dozen dadgummed lap dog Papillons the wife keeps inn the house.
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Re: who protects you from bumps in the night?
« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2014, 07:14:15 AM »
The building I live in was built in 1805.
If there's a bump in the night I'm more likely to reach for holy water than a gun.
I make my own.
It's easy.
You just boil the hell out of it.   ;D
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