who protects you from bumps in the night?

[les snyder]

Of Ghoulies, and Ghosties, and long legged Beasties, and things that go bump in the night, O Lord protect me

and if that doesn't work... I'll see if the old adage, that the sound of racking the slide of an 870 causes a change in what I hear...

[GASPASSERDELUXE]

Mr SIG or Mr S&W or Mr Glock depending which room in the house I am in.

[tombogan03884]

Mr SIG or Mr S&W or Mr Glock depending which room in the house I am in.

If Henry Bowman was REALLY your hero it would be a Solothon 20 MM   

[GASPASSERDELUXE]

If Henry Bowman was REALLY your hero it would be a Solothon 20 MM   

While that is true it would be rather hard to conceal from casual observation plus there is the tripping hazard.

[tombogan03884]

Not to mention the hernia hazard from toting it around 

[Sponsor]

[ExurbanKevin]

A Czech family and a Swedish family: Josef and František Koucký and O.F. Mossberg & Sons
O.F. Mossberg & Sons.

[bulldog75]

Glock and Remington.

[Majer]

Mr Colt 1911 or Mr Browning HiPower with Mr Mossberg 835 loaded with 3 inch 00 buck as back up

[Hazcat]

I first have to ask what room I am in and then in which direction I reach to properly answer your question.

[MAUSERMAN]

Two very motivated German shepherds and my Cz97.