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One Eyed, One Legged, Old Fart
« on: January 09, 2015, 07:39:49 AM »
Happy Birthday Stumpy!!!

Hope you have a great one young man!
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Re: One Eyed, One Legged, Old Fart
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2015, 12:12:48 PM »
Happy Birthday Peg, I hope you have a great day!

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Re: One Eyed, One Legged, Old Fart
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2015, 01:54:27 PM »
Happy birthday Pegleg.  ;D

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Re: One Eyed, One Legged, Old Fart
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2015, 02:32:13 PM »
Old Fart?  Does Old really apply?   :D

Have a great one, Peg  : :) :)
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Re: One Eyed, One Legged, Old Fart
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2015, 04:15:41 PM »
Forty something ain't old! 

Yer farts ain't stewed enuf yet!

Happy Burfday, Lil Bro!

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Re: One Eyed, One Legged, Old Fart
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Re: One Eyed, One Legged, Old Fart
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2015, 05:21:26 PM »
Have a great day young man!

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Re: One Eyed, One Legged, Old Fart
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2015, 05:38:32 PM »
Thanks all.

They say you're only as old as you feel......well, if that's the case, I don't feel a day over 87.  ;D

Positive thing is I'm still on the green side of the grass.  :D




Tim, my wife will argue on the stewiness of those farts.  :o
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Re: One Eyed, One Legged, Old Fart
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2015, 06:03:15 PM »
Mr Leg,

Your wife can win any argument that life allows as you, like most us, married well above our caste!

As to your malodorous effluent, I bow to her experience...

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Re: One Eyed, One Legged, Old Fart
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2015, 09:38:11 PM »
She wants me to put this sign on the outhouse door......says for some reason it reminds her of me:



"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

"When it comes to the enemy, just because they ain't pullin' a trigger, doesn't mean they ain't totin' ammo for those that are."~PegLeg

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Re: One Eyed, One Legged, Old Fart
« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2015, 12:55:36 PM »
Peg,  hope ya had a good'un, ya reprobate pirate!
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