So long as we're getting political....
Subject: Please Help
I have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise $5,000,000.00 for a monument honoring Bill Clinton. Originally I wanted to put him on Mount Rushmore until I discovered there was not enough room for two more faces.
Then I decided to erect a statue of Bill Clinton in the Washington D.C. Hall Of Fame. I am having a bit of difficulty as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Jesse Jackson, who never told the truth since Bill Clinton could never tell the difference.
It was finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money.
If you are one of the fortunate people who have anything left after taxes, I expect a generous contribution to this worthwhile project.
Thank you.
Bill Clinton Monument Committee
P. S. The Committee has raised $1.35 so far.
P. P. S And another thing.....Now let me get this straight. Bill
Clinton is getting $12 Million for his memoirs. His wife Hillary got $8
million for hers. That's $20 million for memories from two people who for eight years repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't remember anything.
God Bless America
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I decided that the committee already had more money than they could properly spend so I sent them nothing. You may not agree with me so I just sent this on to you.
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