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Why Muslims Are So Unhappy ??
« on: July 14, 2015, 10:18:39 AM »
Why are muslims unhappy?

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim
Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats

Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
- More than one wife
More than one mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
- You cook over burning camel shit
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey
Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"??
Well no sh*t Sherlock!....
It's not like it could get much worse
THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY!

They're not happy in Gaza ..
They're not happy in Egypt ..
They're not happy in Libya ..
They're not happy in Morocco ..
They're not happy in Iran ..
They're not happy in Iraq ..
They're not happy in Yemen ..
They're not happy in Afghanistan ..
They're not happy in Pakistan ..
They're not happy in Syria ..
They're not happy in Lebanon ..

SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?

They're happy in Australia .
They're happy in Canada .
They're happy in England ..
They're happy in France ..
They're happy in Italy ..
They're happy in Germany ..
They're happy in Sweden ..
They're happy in the USA ..
They're happy in Norway ..
They're happy in Holland .
They're happy in Denmark .

Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim
And unhappy in every country that is!

AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?

Not Islam.
Not their leadership.
Not themselves.

THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!

AND THEN; They want to change those countries to be like....
THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!
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Re: Why Muslims Are So Unhappy ??
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2015, 01:56:45 PM »
Best solution to the problem is to crop dust the entire region with Prozac once a week.

Or plutonium, what ever.
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Re: Why Muslims Are So Unhappy ??
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2015, 02:32:24 PM »
Quote from: tombogan03884 on July 14, 2015, 01:56:45 PM
Best solution to the problem is to crop dust the entire region with Prozac once a week.

Or plutonium, what ever.

I vote for Option B.
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Re: Why Muslims Are So Unhappy ??
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2015, 02:44:12 PM »
Quote from: tombogan03884 on July 14, 2015, 01:56:45 PM
Best solution to the problem is to crop dust the entire region with Prozac once a week.

Or plutonium, what ever.

Drop plutonium on them?  Is that part of the Nuke Deal?
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Re: Why Muslims Are So Unhappy ??
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2015, 03:16:10 PM »
If we don't Israel will .
Benjamin Netanyahu is the modern worlds Churchill.
And the last best hope of civilization.
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Re: Why Muslims Are So Unhappy ??
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Re: Why Muslims Are So Unhappy ??
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2015, 06:46:24 AM »
1,400 years of marrying their first cousins?  Makes for buck teeth and other things....
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Re: Why Muslims Are So Unhappy ??
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2015, 09:02:05 AM »
   Muslim world with exception of South East Asians ones have had severely depressed economies. It costs many of thousands of dollars to find a bride. If you are a male and you have to wait until late 20's to early 30's to marry, it fosters resentment against your family. Add to this the incredibly high birth rates for last 40 years. Even if you get a good degree unless you know someone or can find a job overseas you find little chance of good employment.

   Add to this your holy book actually says you are supposed to subjugate Christians and especially Jews. It leads to an entitlement feeling within the young, which creates conflict when their personal goals seem unreachable. Some one else is to blame. Just look at all the Jihadis from the west and Australia who are living on welfare benefits but still fight in Syria while collecting it. Lots of reasons , no easy way to confront it by using a war of ideas as our exalted leader desires.
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Re: Why Muslims Are So Unhappy ??
« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2015, 09:41:09 AM »
I simply cannot think of another group of people on this planet who are more f*@ked up than Muslims.
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Re: Why Muslims Are So Unhappy ??
« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2015, 11:43:34 AM »
Quote from: billt on July 18, 2015, 09:41:09 AM
I simply cannot think of another group of people on this planet who are more f*@ked up than Muslims.
Democrats......
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Re: Why Muslims Are So Unhappy ??
« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2015, 12:13:12 PM »
Quote from: billt on July 18, 2015, 09:41:09 AM
I simply cannot think of another group of people on this planet who are more f*@ked up than Muslims.

They have kids at least as young as 10 executing their enemies. Supposedly they make suicide bombers out of kids even younger than that. Normal people wouldn't even consider doing those things. I think they're all insane. Who else beheads anyone who doesn't believe in their god?
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