Vote For President.

[Teresa Heilevang]

  After a careful review of the options for the up-coming election:  I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE.  HERE IS MY PLATFORM:
 
(1) Press 1 for English is immediately banned.  English is the official language. Speak it or wait at the border until you can.


(2) We will immediately go into a two-year isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports.  We will use the 'WalMart' policy: 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.' 


(3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.


(4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border.  (Six month tour) They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.


(5) Social Security will immediately return to its original state.  If you didn't put nuttin' in, you ain't getting' nuttin' out.  Neither the president nor any other politician will be able to touch it.


(6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour work week and the successful completion of urinalysis.


(7) Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method: The first time you steal, you lose your right hand.  There will be no more life sentences -- if you are convicted of a Capitol Offense, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim, gun, knife, strangulation, etc.


(9) One export will be allowed - Wheat -- The world needs to eat.  A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.


(10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately lower taxes.  When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause.


(11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress -- right after a prayer to God.


(12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.

Sorry if I stepped on anyone's toes, but a vote for me will get you better than what you have.... and better than what you're gonna get.
 

[DDMac]

Finally, a Commander in Chief who carries on the job.

You wouldn't have to quit your day job, would you? 

Mac.

[Hazcat]

Not sure about positions 2 & 3 but the rest of it RAWKS!  You got my vote!

[tnroadrunner]

My comment on #4 unless you are on the northern boarder.

[shooter32]

You have my vote.
Who's your V.P?

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[ericire12]

I like what you stand for..... but it would still be a throw away vote. Sorry M'ette.

[tombogan03884]

I disagree with no. 6, urinalysis is a violation of the 4th and 5th amendments. If they are to lazy to work let them starve.
Workers comp, unemployment and retirement Benefits should take care of those who deserve help.
Other than that, I'm for it !

[ericire12]

I disagree with no. 6, urinalysis is a violation of the 4th and 5th amendments. If they are to lazy to work let them starve.
Workers comp, unemployment and retirement Benefits should take care of those who deserve help.
Other than that, I'm for it !

Hit.

[Teresa Heilevang]

I threw this out on another forum.. ( which has quite a few liberals..of which I like to dig and gouge and piss them off  ) but this was the response I got..which actually goes to prove that no matter who or what you have in the office.. there is always going to be problems.. It is never easy.. LOL
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There's a lot of  meds are produced overseas and there would be no reeds for all those woodwinds either. Be careful. I could see renegotiating some of our trade agreements, but not just eliminating them. I better stock up on coffee, tea and bananas right quick too! I like some of your ideas but can't support them all. Even social security isn't that simple...what about aid for dependent children?  Food programs? How about families who are working, but have huge medical bills because of kids with extremely expensive disabilities? I have a friend who had triplets. One is totally "normal," one is partially sighted and the other is blind. They are all grown up now and doing well, but the family would have never made it without financial help from our Government. It didn't help when the husband bailed out when the kids were little.

[Rob10ring]

When you say "no imports", are you referring to products or people? If it's products, then there go all computers and a lot of guns or gun parts. Might not be good for the site.