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Ron J

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Dem Convention Itinerary
« on: August 20, 2008, 07:00:26 PM »
I  was going to post this on the joke thread BUT not sure if it is a joke.  By the way ... where's the fried chicken? 


Mark your calendars!!!
2008 Democratic National  Convention August 28, 2008 - Schedule of Events:

7:00 pm ~ Opening flag burning.
7:15 pm ~ Pledge of Allegiance to  the U. N.
7:20 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a  toast.
7:25 pm ~ Non-religious prayer and  worship with Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton.  A Muslim Imam is yet to be decided.
7:45 pm ~ Ceremonial tree hugging.
7:55 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a  toast.
8:00 pm ~ How I Invented the  Internet - Al Gore.
8:15 pm ~ Gay Wedding Planning -  Barney Frank presiding.
8:35 pm ~ How Can We Fool Them  Today? - Hillary Clinton
8:45 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a  toast.
9:00 pm ~ Our Troops are War  Criminals - John Kerry.
9.25 pm ~ Memorial service for  Saddam and his sons - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon.
10:00 pm ~ "Answering Machine  Etiquette" - Alec Baldwin.
10:30 pm -- Proper Use of Campaign  Funds and Domestic Affairs - John Edwards.
10:45 pm -- How to keep your cash  cool. Rep. William Jefferson (LA)
11:00 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a  toast.
11:05 pm ~ Collection for the Osama  Bin Laden kidney transplant fund - Barbra Streisand.
11:15 pm ~ Free the Freedom  Fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn.
11:30 pm ~ Oval Office Affairs -  William Jefferson Clinton.
11:45 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a  toast.
11:50 pm ~ How George Bush Brought  Down the World Trade Towers - Howard Dean,
12:15 am ~ "Truth in Broadcasting  Award" - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore.
12:25 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a  toast.
12:30 am ~ How to Make Up Whoppers  and Not Get Caught! - Hillary Clinton
12:45 am ~ Satellite address by  Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
1:00 am ~ Nomination of Barack  Obama by Nancy Pelosi.
1:10 am -- Endorsement Ceremony by  AFL-CIO, PETA, Planned Parenthood, Sierra Club, CNN, ABC, NBC, New York Times, LA Times, Washington Post, ACLU, Hamas, Oprah Winfrey,  George Clooney.
1:15 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a  toast.
1:25 am ~ Coronation of Barack  Obama.
1:45 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a  toast.
2:00 am ~ Bill Clinton asks Ted  Kennedy to drive Hillary home.

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Re: Dem Convention Itinerary
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2008, 01:50:13 AM »
Come on 2am !
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Re: Dem Convention Itinerary
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2008, 03:11:12 PM »
2am- Hillery offers Obama a ride home.

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Re: Dem Convention Itinerary
« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2008, 03:20:03 PM »
Thanks, Ron J.
After the day I've had today, I really needed that to put a smile on my face.   ;D
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Re: Dem Convention Itinerary
« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2008, 08:50:54 PM »
To celebrate "DemCon" ... I am in search of a big ol' slab of chicken fried steak with gravy, fried okra and a tall ... a very tall beer. 

RJ

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« Reply #5 on: Today at 04:55:12 PM »
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Re: Dem Convention Itinerary
« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2008, 09:08:50 PM »
That was great!  I found my foam bricks and will throw them accordingly at the "old" TV as I don't want or need to see them in HD. ;D

Where's the how to sell a book segment by Nancy Pelosi?
OR
Guns, the true danger to society, by Chucky Schumer.

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Quote from: Ron J on August 21, 2008, 08:50:54 PM
To celebrate "DemCon" ... I am in search of a big ol' slab of chicken fried steak with gravy, fried okra and a tall ... a very tall beer. 

RJ

+10 Might have to have a pitcher of Hazarita's too,...


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Re: Dem Convention Itinerary
« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2008, 09:25:20 PM »
Great!!  You made me spit beer all over the keyboard of my laptop!!   ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Dem Convention Itinerary
« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2008, 02:58:03 PM »
Quote from: Ron J on August 21, 2008, 08:50:54 PM
To celebrate "DemCon" ... I am in search of a big ol' slab of chicken fried steak with gravy, fried okra and a tall ... a very tall beer. 

RJ

My friend, that sounds like a fine southern-style meal you're planning.
I just had chicken, so I might opt for some ribs..... ;D
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Re: Dem Convention Itinerary
« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2008, 08:10:18 AM »
It is incontrovertible that the Democrats' convention is MUCH more fun to watch. Still, I'll pass.
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Re: Dem Convention Itinerary
« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2008, 08:27:32 AM »
That was the highlight of a monotonous day studying kanji, thanks for posting that Ron!  ;D
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