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graywolf

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My Head wants to explode when...
« on: January 11, 2016, 01:45:13 PM »
I hear liberals say that our First Amendment Rights are restricted because you cannot yell "Fire" in a crowded theater. Let's update this a little bit.  Go the the new Star Wars movie and after about ten minutes into the movie, you stand up and scream "Fire" at the top of your lungs. Fifty per cent of the audience will tell you to "Shut the Front Door" and the other fifty per cent will pelt you with Good and Plenty, Ju Ju Beans, Hot Tameles and boxes of Gummy Bears.  You have to realize that people have become so trained that they are not leaving until they hear the Fire Alarm go off.  Today, you must yell something that will inspire real panic like, "Hey, there's a guy outside giving away free IPhone 6's!"   Let's try to work these nuances into our national conversation.  As for me,  I still wouldn't leave the theater. I love my Android.  Just my opinion, I could be wrong.
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Re: My Head wants to explode when...
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2016, 01:56:02 PM »
Don't laugh. I haven't had a Smartphone that long. Is there "Apple", and everything else is "Android"? I have a Motorola Moto G. I'm guessing that is "Android"? I don't know. Is this kind of like Beta and VHS?
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Re: My Head wants to explode when...
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2016, 02:10:40 PM »
My head wants to explode if I hear Obama talk. I have a very low tolerance for him.
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Re: My Head wants to explode when...
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2016, 03:02:49 PM »
Quote from: jumbofrank on January 11, 2016, 02:10:40 PM
My head wants to explode if I hear Obama talk. I have a very low tolerance for him.

^^^^^^^^
This.
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Re: My Head wants to explode when...
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2016, 04:32:07 PM »
Anyone who believes that the 1st amendment hasn't been restricted for years has never had to testify in court!

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Re: My Head wants to explode when...
« Reply #5 on: Today at 04:11:28 PM »
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Re: My Head wants to explode when...
« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2016, 07:10:57 PM »
The answer to yelling Fire in a crowded theater when there is  no fire is that it is also restricted to fire your gun in a crowded theater unless you are defending against a potential mass killer.

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Re: My Head wants to explode when...
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2016, 10:17:46 PM »
What Solus said!

I come back with a similar response.  However, anti's don't get it.  In the words of Ron White "You can straighten teeth, fix the nose, suck out the fat, and make the tits bigger and perkier, but You can't fix stupid!
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Re: My Head wants to explode when...
« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2016, 06:20:34 AM »
I hear liberals say a lot of stupid crap.
There are several people around town who will no longer acknowledge my existence, let alone speak to me.
because I'm even more charming in person than online where I try to spell everything right.  :-)
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