I have never met a single person that has not commited a felony. most of them are just flat out dumb.
So your family are all felons too?BTW, it's only a misdemeanor in CA these days...guess my going on the lamb ain't necessary after all!
We used to wrap a welding carbide with masking tape, put it in a piece of 1/2 inch conduit and power it with the 100 psi air line. It would penetrate a 3/4 inch sheet of plywood at about 15 yards.
.250 Carbide shanks (broken end mills) in air nozzles (facility air was around 100 psi) with .251" reamed bores may or may not have poked holes in the roof at my first job as a machinist.