saying that are 100% true.

[TAB]

crazy in the head, crazy in bed

if it has tits or tires, it will cost you money.

a mother is only as happy as her saddest child.

life is what happens when you are making other plans.

money is only good for what it will buy.

you can't take it with you.

people that claim they pay all their taxes are either, a liar, fool or both.

hell hath no fury like a women scorned.

loose your head, your ass will soon follow.

[crusader rabbit]

if it has tits, tires, wings or sails it is always less expensive to rent than to buy.

A Sadder but Wiser and Broker Crusader Rabbit.

[PegLeg45]

Speed costs money....How fast do you want to go?

[red364]

if it has tits or tires, it will cost you money.

You spelled it wrong, its testicles, not tits!

 

[out4trout]

Good judgment comes from experience and, unfortunately experience sometimes comes from bad judgment. 

“You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality.”  ― Ayn Rand

"Mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent." --Scottish philosopher Adam Smith

Nobody who has made their living in academia is qualified to comment on life outside of a university campus.

“Nothing is easier than spending public money. It does not appear to belong to anybody. The temptation is overwhelming to bestow it on somebody." --President Calvin Coolidge

"The freedom and happiness of man ... [are] the sole objects of all legitimate government." --Thomas Jefferson

If guns kill, then silverware makes people fat.

"When you have 10,000 regulations, you destroy all respect for the law".  Winston Churchill

"Do not call attention to yourself and invite the man into your life"

Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive.

"The love of theory is the root of all evil."

"Charity is no part of the legislative duty of the government." --James Madison

Only liberalism could turn a paradise like California into one enormous, soul crushing gulag.

Courage is standing up for what you believe is right, even if it means you stand alone.

There is no help for a culture that thinks it is a badge of honor to have a criminal record.

Bad politicians are sent to Washington by good people who don’t vote. - William E. Simon

Bad news is not like fine wine; it does not get better with age.

In other news, ice cream still tastes better than dirt.

You can't protect against violence by choosing to be a pacifist. And every unarmed pacifist equals one thing, a ready-made victim.       

Unless you are swimming or on fire, there is no such thing as too much ammo.

"What is morally wrong cannot be politically right." - William Gladstone

And always remember that when democracy turns to tyranny, the armed citizen still gets to vote.

Never interrupt your enemy when they're making a mistake.

When did ignorance become a point of view?

Patriotism means to stand by the country; it does not mean to stand by the president. - Theodore Roosevelt   

Rude pricks need a serious traumatic life experience.

The right to protect one's self is the MOST fundamental of human rights.

MSNBC = Mostly Snotty Nonsense By Communists

I don’t “need” my AR any more than Rosa Parks “needed” to sit in the front of that bus.

When the police are minutes away, the armed citizen defends the innocent!

Liberals, they already fear you, which is why they want your weapons. What they don't do is respect you, which is why they think they can take them.

[Sponsor]

[jaybet]

If my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle.

[PegLeg45]

If my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle.

[fatbaldguy]

Just cause you could................don't mean you should!

[Big Frank]

If it ain't broke, we can't fix it.

[Majer]

Never try to teach a pig to sing,It's a waste of your time and it annoys the pig.