Cleaning Question

[Hazcat]

I'm listening guys and mulling them over.  ALL ideas are welcome.

THANKS to the replies so far. 

Fat will breakdown petroleum?

[Pathfinder]

I'm listening guys and mulling them over.  ALL ideas are welcome.

THANKS to the replies so far. 

Fat will breakdown petroleum?

No, but it will beat it like a red-headed step-child.   

[Hazcat]

No, but it will beat it like a red-headed step-child.   

How could you be so insensitive!  I was an abused red headed step child.  It is NOT a joking matter!

Do you never engage your brain before opening your mouth?

YOU, THE OWNERS AND MODERATORS OF THIS BLOG WILL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYER!

[Hazcat]

GOTCHA!

[Fatman]

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Search on 'leather degreaser' or 'citrus degreaser safe for leather' for other options. Cosmoline is very closely related to vaseline. Citrus is generally safe, but try it in a small area first, as with all cleaners.

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[Pathfinder]

How could you be so insensitive!  I was an abused red headed step child.  It is NOT a joking matter!

Do you never engage your brain before opening your mouth?

YOU, THE OWNERS AND MODERATORS OF THIS BLOG WILL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYER!

It's OK, Tab, I didn't mean anything by it, It was just a  . . . .

Wait, it's from Haz.

Never mind.

 

[Hazcat]

Thanks Fatman.

As many have said of the members here before, the range of knowledge is stunning!

[Big Frank]

Knowledge of the range too. 

[Hazcat]

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES>>>>>>>>The wordsmiths are invading!   

[Ron J]

I once heard ... but never tried it ... was that cat urine is really good at breaking down grease.  

First, give your cat a couple of salty sardines to eat.  They will force your cat to drink extra water.  After that, pick your little kitty up and give them a gentle squeeze to facilitate the process.  Sometimes it may help to put their paws in warm water.  Word of advice, be sure you are aiming him/her in the right direction and towards what you want cleaned.  After all, you don't want your cat whizzing on you.  

With your cat's help, soak object really good.  If you have more than one cat, great.  Do this with two or three for easier cleaning.  Just remember to aim the little critter the right way.  You don't want to have an negligent discharge of cat piss.  Let said cat whiz dry and you won't have a care in the world left for the grease.  

Prior to the squeezing and whizzing process, you will need to set up a camera so we can all watch the video.  Good luck!!