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PegLeg45

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Voting Dim-O-crat
« on: September 02, 2008, 05:35:17 PM »
I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves.
They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don't have to hide from us over there, they¢ll come over here, and I don't want to have any guns in the house to shoot them with.

I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want.
I've decided to marry my horse.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

 ;D YEAH, RIGHT......


This was from and e-mail that was forwarded to me....don't know who the originator was.

ooops.....left this part out when I copied and pasted into the text box when I first posted. I thought I had it highlighted when I copied it.
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Re: Voting Dim-O-crat
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2008, 05:48:10 PM »
Are you channeling Will Rogers? I hear a whole bunch of truth in those jokes.
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Re: Voting Dim-O-crat
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2008, 06:11:48 PM »
Marry your horse? Wouldn't that hurt?
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Re: Voting Dim-O-crat
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2008, 06:31:38 PM »
Yeah, I was going around telling my friends and family last week that I was going to vote for Obama with the same underlying sarcasm and most all of those bullet points.  ;D
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