I'm voting Tom as Pres. with the following conditions:
V.P. M'ette
Sec. of State Marshal (pack the lutefisk and lead, and lets go negotiate)
Press Sec. M. Bane
Uncle Ted needs to come on board to remind everyone what the Second Amendment is all about, and Tom Selleck to say it in a way the general public will accept
Chief of Entertainment and Terminology Haz
We don't need no stinkin Sec. of Defense, because we're all loaded one way or another!
Now let's pass out the Hazarritas and get some pictures of bikinis, guns and bear rugs (please chose the model careful ... Jay is not eligible).l