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Jim Kennedy-ar154me

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Re: Senior Gun Nut Mement at the Liquior Store
« Reply #20 on: January 29, 2018, 09:27:54 AM »
Quote from: Solus on January 26, 2018, 05:05:34 PM
Ha...I was trying to remember the lyrics a week or so ago....without googling it...

"He bent down and turned around and gave me a wink.
He said he'd mix it up right here in the sink.

It smelled like turpentine and looked like India Ink.
I  held my nose..I closed my eyes..
I took a drink...."

the rest is foggy....

Just googled it...was close...it's a she not a he..now if I can get the link to work



And as I remember it all was fine until he kissed a cop down at 34th and Vine!
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Re: Senior Gun Nut Mement at the Liquior Store
« Reply #21 on: January 29, 2018, 02:23:48 PM »
Quote from: ar154me on January 29, 2018, 09:27:54 AM
And as I remember it all was fine until he kissed a cop down at 34th and Vine!

I think that's when he broke his little bottle of love potion number 9. I should listen and find out.

Why doesn't anyone make Hoppe's No. 9 cologne for men? Or can Hoppe's No. 9 itself be used as cologne?
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Re: Senior Gun Nut Mement at the Liquior Store
« Reply #22 on: January 29, 2018, 05:07:49 PM »
Quote from: jumbofrank on January 29, 2018, 02:23:48 PM
I think that's when he broke his little bottle of love potion number 9. I should listen and find out.

Why doesn't anyone make Hoppe's No. 9 cologne for men? Or can Hoppe's No. 9 itself be used as cologne?

I expect that elements in Hoppe's No. 9 that enable it to dissolve fouling in a gun barrel might not be what you want to slap on your cheeks...
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Re: Senior Gun Nut Mement at the Liquior Store
« Reply #23 on: January 29, 2018, 10:25:20 PM »
Quote from: Solus on January 29, 2018, 05:07:49 PM
I expect that elements in Hoppe's No. 9 that enable it to dissolve fouling in a gun barrel might not be what you want to slap on your cheeks...

But I love the smell. I guess I'll have to get some of these instead, and hang them around the house.


https://www.amazon.com/Hoppes-No-Air-Freshener-Pack/dp/B01AYEJK1Q/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1517286153&sr=8-1&keywords=hoppe%27s+no.+9+air+freshener
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Re: Senior Gun Nut Mement at the Liquior Store
« Reply #24 on: February 06, 2018, 06:39:57 PM »
I have to agree with the Rabbit ... Makers Mark for me.
And there is a bottle of Barbencourt Hatian Rum in the cabinet also.

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Re: Senior Gun Nut Mement at the Liquior Store
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Re: Senior Gun Nut Mement at the Liquior Store
« Reply #25 on: February 07, 2018, 10:52:54 AM »
I don't drink much (Yes I know, I am a terrible person) but I do keep a bottle of Woodford Reserve around and a smaller bottle of Knob Creek (Just cause I like the name). ;D ;D
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Re: Senior Gun Nut Mement at the Liquior Store
« Reply #26 on: February 07, 2018, 02:07:42 PM »
I haven't had any alcohol since I finished my bottle of Winter Jack. Unless my blood sugar goes back down I won't be drinking much, if at all. A new flavor of Mike's Hard Lemonade might be tempting, but that would be about all I might drink.
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