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Re: News Flash! Jack Cafferty is an idiot!
« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2008, 04:37:06 PM »
Sorry, but that is NOT a news flash.
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Re: News Flash! Jack Cafferty is an idiot!
« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2008, 05:10:18 PM »

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Re: News Flash! Jack Cafferty is an idiot!
« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2008, 02:12:44 PM »
Apparently Barry Hussein Obama's race might be influencing voters in the election. Sounds crazy, right? But both Clowns, Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius and CNN's Jack Cafferty say that Obuma's blackness is to blame for tied up poll results. Video:  http://caffertyfile.blogs.cnn.com/2008/09/16/obama-race-a-factor/
 
This means that racists might hold the key to this election! It's time to target the bigots, people.  We've designed our own push-poll to convince the country's bigots that Obama isn't so bad (for a black elitist who knows nothing).  Call up your racist friend and read him the following questions:

Push Poll For Bigoted Americans

   1. Do you refuse to support Barack Obama?

   2. Are you a racist? (If the answer is no, end survey)

   3. If the answer is yes, would you still refuse to support Barack Obama if he promised to never date your daughter?

   4. Would you still refuse to support Barack Obama if you knew he had close ties with Michael "Kramer" Richards?

   5. Would you still refuse to support Barack Obama if he convinced you he was more "Will Smith black" and less "Martin Lawrence black?"

   6. If you and Barack Obama escaped from prison together and you were handcuffed at the wrist, and during your daring adventure together you discovered that the color of a man's skin says nothing about the strength inside his heart, would you still refuse to support Barack Obama?

   7. If you found out that Barack Obama's favorite comedian was Larry The Cable Guy, would you still refuse to support Barack Obama?

   8. If you found out that Barack Obama's favorite Spike Lee movie was "Inside Man," would you still refuse to support Barack Obama?

   9. If Barack Obama agreed to take a presidential salary that is 30% less than what white presidents make, would you still refuse to support Barack Obama?

  10. If Barack Obama allowed you to tell him he's articulate without giving you any shit about it, would you still refuse to support Barack Obama?


THANK YOU FOR TAKING OUR SURVEY....  AND IF YOU'RE A BIGOT, DON'T FORGET TO VOTE!


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Re: News Flash! Jack Cafferty is an idiot!
« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2008, 05:33:23 PM »
Apparently Barry Hussein Obama's race might be influencing voters in the election. Sounds crazy, right? But both Clowns, Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius and CNN's Jack Cafferty say that Obuma's blackness is to blame for tied up poll results. Video:  http://caffertyfile.blogs.cnn.com/2008/09/16/obama-race-a-factor/
 
This means that racists might hold the key to this election! It's time to target the bigots, people.  We've designed our own push-poll to convince the country's bigots that Obama isn't so bad (for a black elitist who knows nothing).  Call up your racist friend and read him the following questions:

Push Poll For Bigoted Americans

   1. Do you refuse to support Barack Obama?

   2. Are you a racist? (If the answer is no, end survey)

   3. If the answer is yes, would you still refuse to support Barack Obama if he promised to never date your daughter?

   4. Would you still refuse to support Barack Obama if you knew he had close ties with Michael "Kramer" Richards?

   5. Would you still refuse to support Barack Obama if he convinced you he was more "Will Smith black" and less "Martin Lawrence black?"

   6. If you and Barack Obama escaped from prison together and you were handcuffed at the wrist, and during your daring adventure together you discovered that the color of a man's skin says nothing about the strength inside his heart, would you still refuse to support Barack Obama?

   7. If you found out that Barack Obama's favorite comedian was Larry The Cable Guy, would you still refuse to support Barack Obama?

   8. If you found out that Barack Obama's favorite Spike Lee movie was "Inside Man," would you still refuse to support Barack Obama?

   9. If Barack Obama agreed to take a presidential salary that is 30% less than what white presidents make, would you still refuse to support Barack Obama?

  10. If Barack Obama allowed you to tell him he's articulate without giving you any shit about it, would you still refuse to support Barack Obama?


THANK YOU FOR TAKING OUR SURVEY....  AND IF YOU'RE A BIGOT, DON'T FORGET TO VOTE!




My choice to vote for McCain isn't based on Barry Obama's race.  I'm not voting for Obama because he's an elitist, arrogant, ultra-liberal, tax-raising, gun-grabbing, welfare-state-promoting, baby-killing piece of shit.

If you want I can not hold back and tell you how I REALLY feel.
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Re: News Flash! Jack Cafferty is an idiot!
« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2008, 05:37:41 PM »
My choice to vote for McCain isn't based on Barry Obama's race.  I'm not voting for Obama because he's an elitist, arrogant, ultra-liberal, tax-raising, gun-grabbing, welfare-state-promoting, baby-killing piece of shit.

If you want I can not hold back and tell you how I REALLY feel.

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Re: News Flash! Jack Cafferty is an idiot!
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Re: News Flash! Jack Cafferty is an idiot!
« Reply #15 on: September 19, 2008, 07:05:43 PM »
Hell yes I'm a racist. I HATE PINKO's ! Whats black got to do with it ?

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Re: News Flash! Jack Cafferty is an idiot!
« Reply #16 on: September 19, 2008, 07:18:14 PM »
I take the opposite of Cafferty's view. I think if he does get elected it is because of race. So many people are voting for him just because he is black. I have heard up to 95% of African Americans are voting for Obama even though some of them may not like his policies. They just want an African American to be president. I bet a lot of white liberals feel that way too. I would like to be able to vote for a minority for president also. I think would be good for race relations. But only if he were conservative or even moderate and shared at least some of my views. But not this guy!

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Re: News Flash! Jack Cafferty is an idiot!
« Reply #17 on: September 19, 2008, 07:29:43 PM »
I take the opposite of Cafferty's view. I think if he does get elected it is because of race. So many people are voting for him just because he is black. I have heard up to 95% of African Americans are voting for Obama even though some of them may not like his policies. They just want an African American to be president. I bet a lot of white liberals feel that way too. I  would like to be able to vote for a minority for president also. I think would be good for race relations. But only if he were conservative or even moderate and shared at least some of my views. But not this guy!

It's called "White liberal guilt", but it is another example of Dem racism. After the Civil War Dems in the South got several blacks elected to govt. who were totally unqualified for the jobs, when the politicians got caught in corruption cases the blacks were the fall guys and the back lash was so severe that blacks could not get elected for another 100 years. The dems are setting B Ho up for the same kind of treatment.

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Re: News Flash! Jack Cafferty is an idiot!
« Reply #18 on: September 20, 2008, 06:49:55 AM »
I guess I get tired of hearing about race and politics.  If it is a qualification, I have already voted for a Black President.  Twice.  Mr. Cafferty and friends should google Alan Keys and support him in the same fashion.  Oh. I guess it wasn't racist when they didn't support a conservative, right.
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Re: News Flash! Jack Cafferty is an idiot!
« Reply #19 on: September 20, 2008, 07:36:54 AM »
I always wonder about the polls that keep getting splashed all over the news.  I must live on a different planet or something because very few of them even come close to reflecting the world around me.  Here's another one that seems to be making excused for BHO losing even before the election.
http://news.yahoo.com/page/election-2008-political-pulse-obama-race

 

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