…..I got the disparaged burger.  Same story as everywhere these days.
You know it’s all tongue in check, right.
Was in Seiverville(think Dolly Parton) a year or so back and thought we drop in Paula Dean’s restaurant. 
For some reason we ask several people coming out how their experience was and receive all negative responses.  We passed.  Further investigation showed there are no restaurants in that area above 2 stars.  I think a lot of the novelty chains are probably the same. With all respect to the Parrot Heads I’m not surprised by your experience.