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[Fatman]

How about ugly women?

Once beer gets involved, there are no ugly women.

[Walter45Auto]

My dad always told me to stay away from Tequila and Redheads.... And NEVER MIX THE TWO!

[MikeBjerum]

How about ugly women?

BEERHelping the ugly get laid since 1852 

[Big Frank]

Is there something that doesn't?

Ice cream. When my army room-mate got hold of me this year he says, remember the time you made a beer float 25 years ago? As if I could forget.    But it was American beer and tasted like fizzy water, since we were used to drinking gallons a day of German dark beer. Since it tasted like soda water I filled a 1 liter mug with ice cream and beer and had a float. I drank it and kept it down but didn't like it. I still can't stand American beer but keep looking for one that tastes good. If you ever plan on drinking American beer again don't ever try a really good beer. You'll be spoiled for life.

[Big Frank]

BEERHelping the ugly get laid since 1852 

Beer has probably been around 9,000 years but the records are really sketchy up until 6,000 years ago. It's hard to imagine beer not getting anyone laid for 6,000-9,000 years then all of a sudden in 1852 it works. 

[Sponsor]

[shooter32]

Baked Cheese Grits
(Marshal'ette H)
 
A bunch of bacon..fried crisp.and crumbled

Keep and use: 
1/4 cup of bacon grease

4 cups water
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup quick grits (not instant)
1 egg
American cheese .( I use equivalent of about 8-12 slices) *individual taste*
*Do not use Velvetta*
Mix this in the grits while warm so it will melt. 
1 heaping cup grated cheddar cheese
Mix 1/4 cup bacon grease, water, and salt in a heavy saucepan over medium heat.

When mixture comes to a simmering boil, add the grits, stirring until thoroughly combined.

Cover and cook the grits at a simmer, stirring frequently, until they are thickened.( about 15 minutes.)

Then whisk together egg, and stir into the cooked grits.

Add the Bacon and the American cheese and stir until melted.

 Pour mixture into a really well buttered ( I use bacon grease) dish.

Sprinkle all over the top with the grated Cheddar cheese

Do not cover.

Bake until set, about 30-40 minutes.

Remove from the oven and let stand about 5 minutes before serving.
 

M'ette,
This sounds like a good one!!
Marshal is a lucky man.
Your a great cook
love guns
hunt
fish
camp
what a lucky guy!

O and very easy on the eyes

[MikeBjerum]

Beer has probably been around 9,000 years but the records are really sketchy up until 6,000 years ago. It's hard to imagine beer not getting anyone laid for 6,000-9,000 years then all of a sudden in 1852 it works. 

Don't f..k with dis my bumper sticker 

[Big Frank]

Don't f..k with dis my bumper sticker 

You can get one printed that says 7,000 B.C. on it if that makes you feel better.   

[PegLeg45]

Once beer gets involved, there are no ugly women.

That is entirely dependent on the position of the light switch..........
I've never been able to drink that much beer......

[Big Frank]

Whenever someone says they've never been drunk enough to __________ I probably have been. I drank so much beer I got REALLY stupid, and I wasn't just run out of town. I was orderd to leave Europe by the CINC-USAEUR, Commander In Chief - United States Army Europe, and not allowed back for four years. I'm not saying why, but alcohol was involved. MASSIVE amounts of alcohol. Hey, I was off-duty.    How many people do you know who've been kicked off an entire continent and told not to come back? Not one of my proudest moments, to be sure, but probably not the worst thing I've done drunk either.