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Top Ten Reasons Letterman "Outraged" about McCain
« on: September 26, 2008, 07:13:34 PM »
After hearing his whiney and petty rants, I decided to come up with my own Top Ten. Feel free to add more!

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Top Ten Reasons Letterman is “Outraged” over McCain Canceling


10.   He wants to be Obama’s Minister of Culture and Information

9.   How dare McCain ditch me for that damn perky cheerleader Couric?

8.   Leno put McCain up to it just to rub it in that he has better ratings.

7.   Cindy McCain is way hotter than Regina Lasko (Harry’s mom)

6.   On “Will It Float”, America said McCain’s excuse would float …and it did.
   Damn! I said it would sink.

5.   What financial crisis? I make $31 million a year!

4.   Obama promised to sic his lawyer’s on me if I wasn’t outraged.

3.   Olberman made me Number 1 on the Countdown.

2.   I can now get a “Friend of Angelo” mortgage from Countrywide.

1.   Letterman is a punk.

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Re: Top Ten Reasons Letterman "Outraged" about McCain
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2008, 08:34:55 PM »
#11 Letterman (D) is a left wing tool.
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Letterman "Outraged" about McCain
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2008, 10:01:53 PM »
I missed Letterman making an a$$ of himself, but I haven't found him funny or watched his show since my late teens.  Come to think of it, he was probably never funny, it was just the mixture of immaturity and intoxication which made him amusing then.

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Re: Top Ten Reasons Letterman "Outraged" about McCain
« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2008, 10:32:28 PM »
I missed Letterman making an a$$ of himself, but I haven't found him funny or watched his show since my late teens.  Come to think of it, he was probably never funny, it was just the mixture of immaturity and intoxication which made him amusing then.

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Re: Top Ten Reasons Letterman "Outraged" about McCain
« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2008, 11:37:24 PM »
He is a non funny jerk...
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Letterman "Outraged" about McCain
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Letterman "Outraged" about McCain
« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2008, 06:35:24 PM »
I never thought that boob was funny either......
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Letterman "Outraged" about McCain
« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2008, 10:15:39 PM »
SAme thing with Jon Stuart. I've been watching the Daily Show to see how they mix it....lots of Palin bashing, plenty of McCain jokes and McCain/Bush look-alike crap, one joke about one of Biden's idiotic comments, and not ONE mention of Barak Obama. Guess that's because he's sacred and can do no wrong.

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Re: Top Ten Reasons Letterman "Outraged" about McCain
« Reply #7 on: September 28, 2008, 10:35:54 AM »
Another Hollywood commie-lib in the tank for the Messiah.  Does any of this really surprise anyone here?
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Letterman "Outraged" about McCain
« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2008, 02:14:53 AM »
SAme thing with Jon Stuart.

Yeah, I hate that.  I used to really like Jon Stuart when he...uh.  Back when he was on...  When he did that thing with...  O.K.  Nevermind, my mistake.   ;D  (Isn't he a darn Canuck anyway?)

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