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Seen in passing... and I sprayed my coffee on my keyboard
« on: September 29, 2008, 07:13:58 AM »
This morning I saw an online article in my local newspaper about a cat being hit with an arrow. This is not the funny part,this is just not right. The funny part came about two minutes later.

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A woman's pet cat was severely injured after someone shot it with an arrow last Thursday in a stunning case of animal cruelty, according to police.

The cat was in the area of Dotter's Corner Road in Polk Township when state police at Lehighton believe someone used either a traditional bow, compound bow or a cross bow to fire one arrow into the cat's right hind leg between 10 and 10:35 p.m.


The funny part came about two minutes later. I lost my coffee as I was glancing through the reader's comments:

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Could of been an accident, I almost shot a lieutenant with a tank by mistake at Fort Lewis Washington.


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Re: Seen in passing... and I sprayed my coffee on my keyboard
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2008, 07:56:27 AM »
Those pesky LTs are always in the way!  ;D
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Re: Seen in passing... and I sprayed my coffee on my keyboard
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2008, 10:20:55 PM »
State police believe someone used either a traditional bow, compound bow, or a crossbow to fire the arrow.
Yeah, it was probably some kind of bow that fired the arrow. Great detective work Chief Wiggum.  ::)
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Re: Seen in passing... and I sprayed my coffee on my keyboard
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2008, 06:16:30 AM »
Glad it wasn't one of Haz's cats,.....

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Re: Seen in passing... and I sprayed my coffee on my keyboard
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2008, 04:04:12 PM »
Quote from: jumbofrank on September 29, 2008, 10:20:55 PM
State police believe someone used either a traditional bow, compound bow, or a crossbow to fire the arrow.
Yeah, it was probably some kind of bow that fired the arrow. Great detective work Chief Wiggum.  ::)
   +1, what a genius!!!!!! ::)
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Re: Seen in passing... and I sprayed my coffee on my keyboard
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Re: Seen in passing... and I sprayed my coffee on my keyboard
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2008, 04:14:52 PM »
Sound like a suicide attempt too me!  Cat's really want to be dogs after all..
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Re: Seen in passing... and I sprayed my coffee on my keyboard
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2008, 04:21:34 PM »
Quote from: Timothy on September 30, 2008, 04:14:52 PM
Sound like a suicide attempt too me!  Cat's really want to be dogs after all..

Where would you get a foolish idea like that? 

Dogs have masters....


Cats have staff!. ;)
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Re: Seen in passing... and I sprayed my coffee on my keyboard
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2008, 06:48:22 PM »
Quote from: BAC on September 30, 2008, 06:46:40 PM
You can clear that up with an anitbiotic.   ;D :D ;D :D :o

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Re: Seen in passing... and I sprayed my coffee on my keyboard
« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2008, 08:14:43 PM »
Quote from: BAC on September 30, 2008, 06:46:40 PM
You can clear that up with an anitbiotic.   ;D :D ;D :D :o

I came so close to having to say YOMANK*. I was barely able to contain my milk and cereal.





* You Owe Me A New Keyboard  ;D
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