Down Range presidential polls are closed

[ericire12]

Well, I think we all knew how the voting was going to go even before it started 

http://www.downrange.tv/forum/index.php?topic=3238.0
http://www.downrange.tv/forum/index.php?topic=3237.0


But, the people have spoken, and Marshal'ette is our new President and Haz our Vice President - There are a few Oval Office jokes in there, but I aint gonna touch it 

Appoint who you wish to your administration, but please do so in a timely manor.



Exit Question: Any guesses on how long it takes for this to go to their heads and lead to corruption?

[MikeBjerum]

Exit Question: Any guesses on how long it takes for this to go to their heads and lead to corruption?

I'm sure it has already started things swelling, but pretty soon the litterbox will overflow (typical DC crap) and that will bring them back to reality. 

If that don't do it, they'll get caught sharing Hazarittas in the rose garden, and then we'll never get rid of Kennedy.

Can we take this opportunity to replace Hamilton and Burr in history with a M'ette and Obama duel?

[Hazcat]

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I am deeply honored that you elected me to this high office.  I promise that i will work hard to serve long under M'ette...errr....I mean M'ettes' administrations...err..... I mean administration. 

Cough....


I'll go start the Hazaritas............

[ericire12]

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I am deeply honored that you elected me to this high office.  I promise that i will work hard to serve long under M'ette...errr....I mean M'ettes' administrations...err..... I mean administration. 

Cough....


I'll go start the Hazaritas............

"I guess it depends on what your definition of is is."

[MikeBjerum]

Ericire12,

Now you've gone and started the nasty visions ....

The only cigar I've seen around here was M'ette's

Quick, pass me another Hazarita!

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[Teresa Heilevang]

Yes Haz.. why DON'T you go make the Hazarita's. 
M58..........shame on you~~~~~~~you better drink that Hazarita faaast, so those thoughts don't get you into trouble.

And as far as an Obama and M'ette duel??
 Fancy lawyer or not... I say pray for the bastard..cause he don't stand a chance.
Armed or unarmed.

[ericire12]

[Hazcat]

Ericire12,

Now you've gone and started the nasty visions ....

The only cigar I've seen around here was M'ette's

Quick, pass me another Hazarita!

[tombogan03884]

Congratulations, Constant aggravation, low pay and all the blame for EVERYTHING from wars to tainted tomato's. The job could not have been foisted off on two people who less deserve the aggravation , or more capable of handling it.
Haz's first official duty will be to act as M'ettes second , Remember to slap B Ho HARD with that glove 

[DDMac]

Wow, I got votes!!  Thanks guys. I have been out gardening again and missed all the political wrangling. Since the top of the ticket is filled, let me display the best traits of any good American, and offer to VOLUNTEER.

As I have stated earlier regarding the financial bailout, I'll support it after all those responsible for stealing our hard earned funds are hanging from lampposts up and down Wall Street!! That includes ALL their Thievin' Cozy Congressional Cohorts.

I'll volunteer to act at the President's direction to cut down the carrion and dispose of it in the usual manner with my favorite heavy duty gardening implement. They will join other infamous cretins as just a few more lumps on the prairie.



Mac, your Civic Custodian. Let's Roll!