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Teresa Heilevang

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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #70 on: October 24, 2008, 12:04:22 AM »
hahahaha.....well Tab.....people in hell want ice water too...........but we all know the outcome on that one. LOL

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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #71 on: October 24, 2008, 12:10:06 AM »
Quote from: Marshal'ette Halloway on October 24, 2008, 12:04:22 AM
hahahaha.....well Tab.....people in hell want ice water too...........but we all know the outcome on that one. LOL



if they are jewish... there is no hell...
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #72 on: October 24, 2008, 12:17:09 AM »
okay then..........................

shit in one hand and wish in the other one..see which one fills up faster..... ;)

The outcome is still the same on if you will get her or not.  ;D ;D
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #73 on: October 24, 2008, 12:22:56 AM »
Quote from: Marshal'ette Halloway on October 24, 2008, 12:17:09 AM
okay then..........................

shit in one hand and wish in the other one..see which one fills up faster..... ;)

The outcome is still the same on if you will get her or not.  ;D ;D


And now to make you feel old...


That is one of my grandfathers favorite sayings.   :P

















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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #74 on: October 24, 2008, 12:42:17 AM »
;D

If you guys get a package from M'ette , listen VERY carefully, if it tick, it's probably NOT a Mickey Mouse watch  ;D
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #75 on: October 24, 2008, 03:53:55 AM »
Quote from: TAB on October 23, 2008, 11:38:31 PM

This is what I want for Xmas...




If you get it for me, I pormise I'll be good...   ;D


I been hip-mo-tized.
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #76 on: October 24, 2008, 06:23:45 AM »
Quote from: TAB on October 24, 2008, 12:10:06 AM
if they are jewish... there is no hell...


Buzzzzzzzz - wrong answer!!

Jews have gehenna. That's at the very least purgatory if not flat out hell.

Nice try though.
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #77 on: October 24, 2008, 06:52:14 AM »
In heaven there is no beer....that's why we drink it here.
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #78 on: October 24, 2008, 06:56:29 AM »
Quote from: jumbofrank on October 24, 2008, 03:53:55 AM

I been hip-mo-tized.

Me too.

Hip-mo-tized - You a Kevin Matthews fan?
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #79 on: October 24, 2008, 07:33:20 AM »
Quote from: Marshal'ette Halloway on October 23, 2008, 10:13:05 PM
You can't wait  to see what you get??!!?? Really now.........
hmmmmmmmmm  lets see.. YOU started this thread so I am sure I will think of something veeeery appropriate.

And I have been quiet because I have been busy working.  Massages.. videos... bookwork... grandkids... domestic duties....all those things that "evil women"  ::) have to do.

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Cooking, cleaning, and washing machine-ing..... ;D
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