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Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« on: October 22, 2008, 09:54:08 AM »
Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
 

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

# 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when
you're on the road.

# 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably
let you try it out a few times.

# 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

# 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

# 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

# 4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

# 3. A gun doesn't ask , 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'

# 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason guns are better then women....

# 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2008, 11:21:16 AM »
Ooooooo, I'm tellin' M'ette. I can't WAIT till she gits aholtz on you!
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2008, 11:24:49 AM »
Jaybeth,

Those thoughts are not in the best Ranger tradition!


(But you're right ;D...I'll bring the popcorn )
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2008, 11:55:35 AM »
I'm thinking he should have added "Except for M'ette" to the subject line... :o
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2008, 12:11:49 PM »
Quote from: Majer on October 22, 2008, 11:55:35 AM
I'm thinking he should have added "Except for M'ette" to the subject line... :o

Never met the woman.  :)
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2008, 12:44:31 PM »
Quote from: ericire12 on October 22, 2008, 12:11:49 PM
Never met the woman.  :)

Never met her either, but she still scares the begeebers out of me.

Not sure which is worse around here, stepping in the litter box or crossing M'ette  ;D
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2008, 01:08:34 PM »
I think ericire should come right back out with
Top Ten Reasons why a Woman WITH a Gun is better than Women or Guns.
Then he might stand a chance.

I'm reallly just kidding...M'ette is a sweetheart.
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2008, 01:19:17 PM »
Quote from: jaybethel on October 22, 2008, 01:08:34 PM
I think ericire should come right back out with
Top Ten Reasons why a Woman WITH a Gun is better than Women or Guns.
Then he might stand a chance.

I'm reallly just kidding...M'ette is a sweetheart.

A sweetheart that can shoot the ticks off of a deer's back at 200 yards
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2008, 01:39:56 PM »
Quote from: ericire12 on October 22, 2008, 01:19:17 PM
A sweetheart that can shoot the ticks off of a deer's back at 200 yards

Let the kissin up start  :-*
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
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