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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #10 on: October 22, 2008, 02:15:21 PM »
Why poke the JAGUAR? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #11 on: October 22, 2008, 02:32:12 PM »
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #12 on: October 22, 2008, 02:34:18 PM »
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #13 on: October 22, 2008, 04:23:20 PM »
Quote from: m58 on October 22, 2008, 01:39:56 PM
Let the kissin up start  :-*


Quote from: ericire12 on October 22, 2008, 01:41:02 PM
Nah.



Uhhhhhhhhh... Nah??!??!??!!     Ex--cuuuuse me??  I do not think Nah should be in your vocabulary right about now, Mr. " I never met the woman"    .............. and...........

# 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.??!!??

                                   

We don't mind if you go to sleep afterwords either.. if you EVER did enough of anything to make you tired.
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And I don't know if I can shoot the ticks off of a deer's back.......but.... I CAN tell you that this 'OLD 44 that is at home'... can damned sure take care of that 'new 22' you ..have on the road.............


Yep...the guys are right.........Ya better soften up those lips ericire12 .......cause I do believe that my ass will be meeting them real soon.

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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #14 on: October 22, 2008, 04:29:44 PM »
Quote from: Marshal'ette Halloway on October 22, 2008, 04:23:20 PM
Yep...the guys are right.........Ya better soften up those lips ericire12 .......cause I do believe that my ass will be meeting them real soon.[/b]


Lord have mercy on their souls.....

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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
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TSB

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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #15 on: October 22, 2008, 04:33:58 PM »
I think Eric should cozy up to a higher class of women!    :D  Maybe a little less synthetic in nature!!!    ;D

It might change your opinion!!!
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #16 on: October 22, 2008, 04:41:53 PM »
Timmy dear...............

((feel the ice cracking under your feet?))  ;)


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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #17 on: October 22, 2008, 05:31:40 PM »
Quote from: Marshal'ette Halloway on October 22, 2008, 04:41:53 PM
Timmy dear...............

((feel the ice cracking under your feet?))  ;)


 ;D

I've fallen through it before M'ette but I was not, I repeat NOT, refering to anyone one who frequents this fine message board!   :-[

I've always prefered women to firearms and I've always been a perfect gentleman.  Think of COLD steel and a WARM body, it's a NO BRAINER!!!!!

 ;) ;)
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #18 on: October 22, 2008, 05:36:18 PM »
Nothing personal Timmy, but I'm headin for the bunker, and your on your own!

The only advice I can give you is quit tryin ... all you'll do is make the grave digger's job easier.
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #19 on: October 22, 2008, 05:38:15 PM »
Reason #11... Check my siggy.  ;)




... at least I know when the gun is going to go off on me!  :)
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