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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #30 on: October 22, 2008, 07:51:08 PM »
Told ya so....
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #31 on: October 22, 2008, 07:55:12 PM »
Haz,
Better pop some more corn, I think the show's going to last awhile.
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #32 on: October 22, 2008, 07:56:00 PM »


I'm outnumbered.... BUT....... not defeated!.... ;D
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #33 on: October 22, 2008, 08:01:23 PM »
Ok Kids, I've got a question!

How can you tell that the dog is REALLY mans best friend?
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #34 on: October 22, 2008, 08:10:41 PM »
I don't know. Is it because he doesn't mind taking the blame for your farts?  ;D

Earlier today I was thinking about how a dog is mans best friend and diamonds are a girls best friend. What a load of crap. The guys get a bad deal again. Or do we? I bought my bride a ring with a bunch of diamonds in it. And I had to buy my own ring too. What did I get in return? I got a used dog! A hand me down mutt that's had 5 previous owners. WTF? How is that fair? A bunch of diamonds for them and flea-bitten used dogs for us. But I bet her diamonds don't keep her happy all day and warm at night. Dogs are better than diamonds.
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #35 on: October 22, 2008, 08:11:09 PM »
It's been good knowing you all  :-\  

I'd head for the bunker, but I fear strategic nuclear launch is imminent  :-\

Haz ... pop me one up with extra butter.  No need watchin the diet now, for I fear when she lets loose we're all gonna get splattered.

Direct hit or little bits of Tim and Frank ... It don't matter ... It's all a mess  :-\

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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #36 on: October 22, 2008, 08:18:04 PM »
Quote from: jumbofrank on October 22, 2008, 08:10:41 PM
I don't know. Is it because he doesn't mind taking the blame for your farts?  ;D

Take your dog and your wife and lock em both in the trunk of your car.  After an hour, who's still happy to see ya? ;D ;D ;D

I live with two women and they both loved that joke!!! ;D
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #37 on: October 22, 2008, 08:27:27 PM »
Here ya go Tim and Frank your gonna need it one way or another.


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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #38 on: October 22, 2008, 08:30:37 PM »
Keep stirring the pot Haz.  :)
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #39 on: October 22, 2008, 08:42:59 PM »
Quote from: jumbofrank on October 22, 2008, 08:30:37 PM
Keep stirring the pot Haz.  :)

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