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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #40 on: October 22, 2008, 08:50:55 PM »
I've seen that before... the number one reason always reminds me of an old joke....


Whats the best part about a blow job?


























wait for it...















The 5 mins of silence.



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Yeah, yeah I know, but I like sleeping in the dog house.   :P
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #41 on: October 22, 2008, 09:02:04 PM »
  YIKES!
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #42 on: October 22, 2008, 09:05:14 PM »
It might be time to join the Merchant Marines.  I'm heading for the hills!!! :-[ :-[ :-[

Where's Deepwater?
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #43 on: October 22, 2008, 09:10:36 PM »
Quote from: Timothy on October 22, 2008, 09:05:14 PM
It might be time to join the Merchant Marines.  I'm heading for the hills!!! :-[ :-[ :-[

Where's Deepwater?

He went out to get drun....err...I mean he went to his wifes' cousins birthday party.

As to my first explanation, well............let's just say they took a cab.  ;D
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #44 on: October 22, 2008, 09:12:41 PM »
Well, might as well state my sexist line.  You do know that men and women start out the same, but as they develope, the man parts fall off the dumb ones.

Thought I might as well join the gang.  How do you join the Foreign Legion and disappear.
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #45 on: October 22, 2008, 09:21:43 PM »
Quote from: blackwolfe on October 22, 2008, 09:12:41 PM
Well, might as well state my sexist line.  You do know that men and women start out the same, but as they develope, the man parts fall off the dumb ones.

Thought I might as well join the gang.  How do you join the Foreign Legion and disappear.

I'm not sure, but if'n I were you I'd make sure my passport was current and I'd be booking tickets!
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #46 on: October 22, 2008, 09:23:32 PM »
this is better than cartoons ;D
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #47 on: October 22, 2008, 09:24:56 PM »
Quote from: jumbofrank on October 22, 2008, 08:30:37 PM
Keep stirring the pot Haz.  :)

Careful Haz!

They're gonna suck you in somehow ... remember what I said about splatter  :o
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #48 on: October 22, 2008, 09:29:40 PM »
Quote from: m58 on October 22, 2008, 09:24:56 PM
Careful Haz!

They're gonna suck you in somehow ... remember what I said about splatter  :o

I've always been a 'ring side' seat, kinda guy.  ;)



and doing a little is fun!  (ya...a little dangerous too but , what the hey.  No guts, no glory ;D )
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Re: Top 10 reasons guns are better then women
« Reply #49 on: October 22, 2008, 09:30:16 PM »
Now the newbies think they're gonna run and hide  ::)

Remember in Sunday School when they told you that Jesus sat at God's right hand?

Guess who sits at the left (no political meaning here ... PLEASE don't suck me in ... PLEASE) ... M'ette sits there, and she's privy to all knowledge.

YOU  CAN  RUN  BUT  YOU  CAN'T  HIDE !!!
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