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Re: Haz, Stay out of the U.K.
« Reply #10 on: October 23, 2008, 04:34:07 PM »
Quote from: jaybethel on October 23, 2008, 06:19:24 AM
Pooping...they are pooping in people's houses.

Just a tangent story since it has degraded to this.  I was visiting a friend in South Philly and used his restroom.  On the catbox with large magic marker was written, "No Bobcats".  I inquired what was ment by the signage.  He told me the last time he had a party with a few buddys etc. over there were some rather large "leavins" in the catbox.  He thought his cat may have a problem and need to see a vet.  Apparently someone had tipped too many "hazaritas" and used the wrong receptical, making it look like fluffy had a colon problem.
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Re: Haz, Stay out of the U.K.
« Reply #11 on: October 23, 2008, 10:22:18 PM »
Sooooo... who's been checkin' out the girls on 'page 3'? The Sun is well known for their page 3 nudies.. ;D
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Re: Haz, Stay out of the U.K.
« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2008, 04:04:22 AM »
I didn't know the Page 3 cuties were on the website. Nice.  :)
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Re: Haz, Stay out of the U.K.
« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2008, 06:20:25 AM »
Quote from: Hazcat on October 22, 2008, 11:11:03 PM
Any restaurants in the area?

Sweeney Todd for felines!

Kitty fried steaks?
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Re: Haz, Stay out of the U.K.
« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2008, 06:58:43 AM »
Quote from: Hazcat on October 22, 2008, 11:11:03 PM
Any restaurants in the area?

Sweeney Todd for felines!
You mean....General Tso's Tabby? Pork Fried Pussy? Moo Goo Morris? Sub Gum Garfield? House Fried Feline? Kitty Dim Sum? Cantonese Calico? Sweet and Sour Kitty? ...and that's just in China town. There's french, italian, greek, indian, whew...
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Re: Haz, Stay out of the U.K.
« Reply #15 on: Today at 07:16:24 AM »
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Re: Haz, Stay out of the U.K.
« Reply #15 on: October 24, 2008, 07:59:30 PM »
Quote from: jaybethel on October 24, 2008, 06:58:43 AM
You mean....General Tso's Tabby? Pork Fried Pussy? Moo Goo Morris? Sub Gum Garfield? House Fried Feline? Kitty Dim Sum? Cantonese Calico? Sweet and Sour Kitty? ...and that's just in China town. There's french, italian, greek, indian, whew...

Please continue.....
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Re: Haz, Stay out of the U.K.
« Reply #16 on: October 24, 2008, 08:56:42 PM »
Today I was driving down an unfamiliar stretch of road on the far side of the county and on the side of the road was a sign that said FREE KITTEN, and the cross road was HALLOWAY. I immediately thought of Haz and M'ette. I think I've been spending too much time here lately.  :-\
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Re: Haz, Stay out of the U.K.
« Reply #17 on: October 25, 2008, 11:06:03 AM »
Quote from: Rastus on October 24, 2008, 07:59:30 PM
Please continue.....

Feline Fra Diavlo, Tabby Tortolini, Felix Francais, ...feel free to jump in here...
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Re: Haz, Stay out of the U.K.
« Reply #18 on: October 25, 2008, 11:22:15 AM »
Taco con Tabby ;D
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Re: Haz, Stay out of the U.K.
« Reply #19 on: October 25, 2008, 11:34:11 AM »
tastes like rabbit..
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