Twas the night before elections

[Teresa Heilevang]

I got this from a lifelong die hard Democrat... ( until this year) 

'Twas the night before elections
And all through the town
Tempers were flaring
Emotions all up and down!
 
I, in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap
Had cut off the TV
Tired of political crap.
 
When all of a sudden
There arose such a noise
I peered out of my window
Saw Obama and his boys
 
They had come for my wallet
They wanted my pay
To give to the others
Who had not worked a day!
 
He snatched up my money
And quick as a wink
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink
 
He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!
 
' On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, On Pelosi'
He screamed at the pairs!
 
They took off for his cause
And as he flew out of sight
I heard him laugh at the nation
Who wouldn't stand up and fight!
 
So I leave you to think
On this one final note-
IF YOU DON'T WANT SOCIALISM
GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!

[Teresa Heilevang]

Dear Fellow Business Owners

As a small business owner who employs 30 people, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barack Obama, may be our next President, and that my taxes and fees, will go up in a BIG way.

To compensate for these increases, I figure that the customer will have to see an increase in my fees to them of about 8%. I will also have to lay off
8 of my employees. This really bothered me as I treat my employees like family here and I will have a hard time choosing who will have to go.  So this is what I did. I strolled through the parking lot and found 8 Obama bumper stickers on my employees cars. I have decided the folks that own these cars will be the FIRST to be laid off. I can't think of a better way to approach this problem. If you have a better idea, let me know.

[TSB]

I got this from a lifelong die hard Democrat... ( until this year) 

Funny thing Teresa, I got the same email today from another pal-o-mine way out here on the East Coast...

Great!!!!

Tim

[shooter32]

AAAA - you get what you ask for

[SwoopSJ]

Dear Fellow Business Owners

As a small business owner who employs 30 people, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barack Obama, may be our next President, and that my taxes and fees, will go up in a BIG way.

To compensate for these increases, I figure that the customer will have to see an increase in my fees to them of about 8%. I will also have to lay off
8 of my employees. This really bothered me as I treat my employees like family here and I will have a hard time choosing who will have to go.  So this is what I did. I strolled through the parking lot and found 8 Obama bumper stickers on my employees cars. I have decided the folks that own these cars will be the FIRST to be laid off. I can't think of a better way to approach this problem. If you have a better idea, let me know.

It's sad, but this is almost exactly the situation that I'm in.  I  pray that McCain manages to pull through and win this election so this doesn't come to pass.  Worst case scenario, I believe I will troll the parking lot for BHO stickers also.   

Swoop

[Sponsor]

[Teresa Heilevang]

Great Orators of the Democratic Party...

 'One man with courage makes a majority.'
- Andrew Jackson

 
'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.'
- Franklin D. Roosevelt

 
'The buck stops here.'
- Harry S. Truman

 

'Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.'
 - John F. Kennedy

 

 

And for today's democrats...

 
'It depends what your definition of 'IS' is?''
 - Bill Clinton

 

'That Obama - I would like to cut his NUTS off.'
 - Jesse Jackson

 

'Those rumors are false .... I believe in the sanctity of marriage.'
- John Edwards

 
'I invented the Internet'
 - Al Gore

 

'The next Person that tells me I'm not religious, I'm going to shove my rosary beads up their ***.'
 - Joe Biden

 

  'America is--is no longer, uh, what it--it, uh, could be, uh what it was once was...uh, and I say to myself, 'uh, I don't want that future, uh, uh for my children.' ''
 - Barack Obama

 
 'I have campaigned in all 57 states.
  - Barack Obama

 
'You don't need God anymore, you have us democrats.'
 - Nancy Pelosi     (said back in 2006)

 

'Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he.'
- Hillary Clinton    (said back in 1998)

[Teresa Heilevang]

Obama anthem with lyrics.
The national anthem of the Soviet Union. Obama the cute little communist

[fullautovalmet76]

Dear Fellow Business Owners

As a small business owner who employs 30 people, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barack Obama, may be our next President, and that my taxes and fees, will go up in a BIG way.

To compensate for these increases, I figure that the customer will have to see an increase in my fees to them of about 8%. I will also have to lay off
8 of my employees. This really bothered me as I treat my employees like family here and I will have a hard time choosing who will have to go.  So this is what I did. I strolled through the parking lot and found 8 Obama bumper stickers on my employees cars. I have decided the folks that own these cars will be the FIRST to be laid off. I can't think of a better way to approach this problem. If you have a better idea, let me know.

I think that is very appropriate. They can be the first economic casualties of his policies. They wanted change, so let them have it!