Yesterday I plowed snow. The night before I slipped on the ice and fell but was saved by my ample padding, even though I was only wearing a robe and slippers. Try getting that image out of your mind.

Tequila will help. Hey, the way I figure it, my Scottish ancestors went their whole lives without pants, I can go to the mail box without them. But I didn't make it until the next day. There's a 100% chance of snow tomorrow and the next day. I'm pretty sure we're going to have a white Christmas. To those of you who'll have a brown or green Christmas, too bad, it sucks to be you.

Merry Christmas everybody.
Frank