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Dem Leader Reid thinks we are 'smelly'
« on: December 03, 2008, 05:10:45 PM »
Calls us 'tourists; not citizens!

Reid: We won't smell the tourists anymore

By Jeff Dufour and Patrick Gavin

POSTED December 2, 2008 | 11:00 AM

The Capitol Visitors Center, which opened this morning, may have tripled its original budget and fallen years behind schedule, but Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid found a silver lining for members of Congress: tourists won't offend them with their B.O. anymore.

"My staff tells me not to say this, but I'm going to say it anyway," said Reid in his remarks. "In the summer because of the heat and high humidity, you could literally smell the tourists coming into the Capitol. It may be descriptive but it's true."

But it's no longer going to be true, noted Reid, thanks to the air conditioned, indoor space.

And that's not all. "We have many bathrooms here, as you can see," Reid continued. "Souvenirs are available."
 
$621 million well spent.

http://www.dcexaminer.com/opinion/blogs/YeasandNays/Reid_We_wont_smell_the_tourists_anymore_12_02_2008.html

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Re: Dem Leader Reid thinks we are 'smelly'
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2008, 05:38:49 PM »
The job is all about serving the citizens isn't it Mr. Reid ???
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Re: Dem Leader Reid thinks we are 'smelly'
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2008, 07:31:17 PM »
The job is all about serving the citizens isn't it Mr. Reid ???

We're being served alright......a big ol' helpin' of liberal pie.....
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Re: Dem Leader Reid thinks we are 'smelly'
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2008, 08:32:50 PM »
I would pay good money to have the opportunity to beat the living $hit out of him.

What a waste of perfectly good oxygen.

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Re: Dem Leader Reid thinks we are 'smelly'
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2008, 09:55:45 PM »
I would pay good money to have the opportunity to beat the living $hit out of him.

What a waste of perfectly good oxygen.

Be sure and shower first so he doesn't smell you coming  ;)
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Re: Dem Leader Reid thinks we are 'smelly'
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Re: Dem Leader Reid thinks we are 'smelly'
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2008, 10:23:16 PM »
Be sure and shower first so he doesn't smell you coming  ;)

Or approach from downwind.

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Re: Dem Leader Reid thinks we are 'smelly'
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2008, 05:50:21 AM »
It's all about scent control!
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Re: Dem Leader Reid thinks we are 'smelly'
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2008, 06:18:27 AM »
Where can we get bottles of strip club scent to attract them ;D
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Re: Dem Leader Reid thinks we are 'smelly'
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2008, 10:47:41 AM »
Where can we get bottles of strip club scent to attract them ;D

If you want to attract a democrat you'll need a bottle of untapped-tax-revenue scent.

Makes me wonder if what good old Harry is smelling isn't his own bullshit.
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Re: Dem Leader Reid thinks we are 'smelly'
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2008, 11:26:31 AM »
If you want to attract a democrat you'll need a bottle of untapped-tax-revenue scent.

Makes me wonder if what good old Harry is smelling isn't his own bullshit.



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