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My beloved football team
« on: December 28, 2008, 08:57:52 PM »
...sucked so hard the last two weeks that David Orek is introducing his new Dallas Cowboys model Monday.   >:(
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Re: My beloved football team
« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2008, 08:15:11 AM »
...sucked so hard the last two weeks that David Orek is introducing his new Dallas Cowboys model Monday.   >:(

Tony Romo, Mr. Clutch!  ;D
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Re: My beloved football team
« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2008, 08:38:50 AM »
Hey guys ... think of what I'm going through!

Up here in the great white north we've got one of the greatest running backs of the year, except he can't hang on to the ball  >:(  He is the leading fumbler of the year, but at least we recovered his muffs about half the time;

We've got two average quarterbacks that make game day like picking the lesser of two evils;

And we have that wonderful time manager, Brad Childress, who with 29 seconds on the clock at the end of the game, the ball on the their 30, and down by two points waits 20 seconds before calling a time out  >:(  With nine seconds left they call a time out to ice the kicker, so we respond by sending Jackson back in to run another play from scrimmage   ???  Following an incomplete pass we rush the kicking team out just in time to get the game winning field goal  :-\

Depending on which team shows up at the Dome next Sunday afternoon it may be a quick experience in the post season  :'(
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Re: My beloved football team
« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2008, 09:00:30 AM »
Well, M58 I guess we'll see you next week. My Eagles kicked the crap out of those vacuum packed Cowboys yesterday. Talk about "Which team will show up"?  They invented that phrase for the Eagles. If you don't have the recievers following the D-backs on their routes, you've got McNabb drilling for oil with the football. Should be a good game if both teams swing in the same direction for the day.
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Re: My beloved football team
« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2008, 09:05:41 AM »
I'm glad the Broncos season is over!!  >:(  Talk about SUCKING.
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Re: My beloved football team
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Re: My beloved football team
« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2008, 09:48:03 AM »
I'm glad the Broncos season is over!!  >:(  Talk about SUCKING.
Enough said ???

Its a sad day when 8-8 wins a division, and they get to play the Colts at home too.
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Re: My beloved football team
« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2008, 12:28:51 PM »
Pats are out as well  :(

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Re: My beloved football team
« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2008, 02:12:47 PM »
You could be Lions fans. That would hurt! ;D ;D ;D :-\

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Re: My beloved football team
« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2008, 02:16:26 PM »
You could be Lions fans. That would hurt! ;D ;D ;D :-\



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Re: My beloved football team
« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2008, 04:20:19 PM »
FALCONS.


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